Silly Season Limerick Competition

[big mervyn]

Baggy, what are the rules on plagiarism?

If you can find a rhyme for it, good luck to you.

[Bart S]

Dave sought advice from someone wise
When his limerick Rum did plaigarise
But Baggy said wise up
Rum's already won the cup
Now feck away off and dry yer eyes

[Bart S]

We tried to sign a Saffer called Arno
But for a medical check up he had to go
As we exoected to see
He had a dodgy knee
And now we are fecked in the back row

[Bart S]

We all await our new signing
The choice could be season defining
But more important for this game
Is whether his name
Provides decent opportunities for some rhyming

[Dave]

Dave sought advice from someone wise
When his limerick Rum did plaigarise
But Baggy said wise up
Rum's already won the cup
Now feck away off and dry yer eyes

[Bart S]

We signed big Joeli Vetiyaki
He wasn't good enough to play for Cullybackey
The only time he ever ran
Was to the burger van
And then he was quicker than Paul Sackey

[Dave]

I've been the subject of at least three Limericks. Shirley that deserves some kind of award.

[Dave]

Next week is the big - cup final.
But I'd rather put my head in a - urinal.
Les is full of sh1t
The match is brad Pitt
I'd rather eat cream that is - vaginal.

[rumncoke]

Our Dave has the mouth of a
And his thoughts come straight from a sewer,
What once was his mind
Is now his behind
A source of the purest manure.

[DWFinn]

There was a young man called Ruan
Legend to be he's a shoe-in
Nucifora the rat
In his bunker he sat
Afraid on a Ravenhill booin'

[BaggyTrousers]

Accusations of plagiarism
Appear to have caused a schism
Between Ron'n and Dave
The situation looks grave
And each side is spouting ould jism.

I'm reminded of BCASK, when asked what the rules are. No biting or kicking below the belt, everything else is ok.

[Dave]

I've now featured in five of these. Rum, you make much more sense in prose than your usual friggin sentographs.

[Russ]

Rum is very good
Jihadi broke alex goode
We've missed out on read
Head to Callum Blacks for a feed
Doak swears like he's from the hood

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[rumncoke]

Now here's something you should do
Stand close to the second barrier crew
They have all sorts of flags
And s"Logans" on rags
And your sure of a very good view.

[rumncoke]

you amateurs have no chance I've been making up limericks for 60 odd years