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[Ardglass2]

If Moses had been a committee, the Children of Israel would still be in Egypt!

Took him 40 years to cover 300 miles though - not that clever

[brianc]

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
If Moses had been a committee, the Children of Israel would still be in Egypt!

Took him 40 years to cover 300 miles though - not that clever

To be fair though it was the "Children" of Israel, very young side, limited experience. Was part of 40 year development plan.

[brianc]

As an afterthought, is Matt Williams descended from Moses?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

As an afterthought, is Matt Williams descended from Moses?

and just like Matt, Moses wasn't there at the end of the journey either.

[for dog and ulcer]

As an afterthought, is Matt Williams descended from Moses?

and just like Matt, Moses wasn't there at the end of the journey either.

Moses held on a bit longer- and he didn't turn up spoofing on Setanta and RTE!!

[ColinM]

As an afterthought, is Matt Williams descended from Moses?

and just like Matt, Moses wasn't there at the end of the journey either.

Matt has been at the start of many a journey. Scotland beat Australia you know

[Rooster]

As an afterthought, is Matt Williams descended from Moses?

and just like Matt, Moses wasn't there at the end of the journey either.

Matt has been at the start of many a journey. Scotland beat Australia you know

Leinster won Heiny last year so on that basis we should win it again in 2016

[the original kimble]

Moses had God on his side,

so then his CV would have stated 'For God and Ulster'.

He would never have got through the short list process.....

tok

[brianc]

He would never have got through the short list process.....

tok

Not convinced UR score too highly in the short listing process

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Moses had God on his side,

so then his CV would have stated 'For God and Ulster'.

He would never have got through the short list process.....

tok

Well it certainly wouldn't have stated "for God and The University of Ulster"

God once applied to do a lecturer post there, but HE didn't get through the short list process. (allegedly)

The reasons being:

1. He has only one major publication.

2. It was published only in Hebrew originally (with a little Greek).

3. It has no references and no bibliography.

4. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.

5. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results.

6. He never applied to the ethics committee for permission to use human subjects.

7. When one experiment went awry, he tried to cover it up by drowning his subjects.

8. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample.

9. He rarely came to class, just telling the students to “read the book”.

10. Some claim he had his son teach the class.

11. He expelled his first two students for experimenting with fruit.

12. Although there were and are only 10 requirements, most of his students continue to fail his test.

13. He has no record of working well with colleagues.

14. His previous lecture hours were sporadic and often held on mountain tops.

[bogboy]

Asa this topic has now wandered into the wilderness should it not now be reallocated to the backroom or maybe we should just passover the subject completely

[Rooster]

Asa this topic has now wandered into the wilderness should it not now be reallocated to the backroom or maybe we should just passover the subject completely

Probably lift the corner of the carpet and sweep it under would be more appropriate in the circumstances boggy.

[pwrmoore]

there was me thinking boggy had just made a good pun......

[ulsterrugby4life]

there was me thinking boggy had just made a good pun......

snap

[fermain]

snap snap