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Shows what happens when an Ulsterman starts to talk about things online, prices sky rocket

No wonder Podium and Talking Rugger are on here

Russ wrote:Shows what happens when an Ulsterman starts to talk about things online, prices sky rocket

No wonder Podium and Talking Rugger are on here

Also explains why a beg of shyte costs about £500 a kilo now!

rumncoke wrote:I did state I thought Touhy was holding back last week

It may be Interesting this week but I fear a similiar sort of game to last week

the packs cancel each other out and we lack the grunt to finish within the last 10.

Baggy you must like cuban cigars sealed with the sweat of the maidens thights .

Rum'n fear not, a totally different prospect, last week the champions albeit weakened like ourselves, this week the worst team in the league by a distance. Furthermore we actually have a TH prop this weak, assuming he can last more than 3 minutes, building up from the 90 seconds Deccie skillfully put him through.

If we fail to win, I shall spend most of the weekend committing suicide & if we fail to score a bonus point on this perfect dry day I shall lop off arm in deep anguish as a sacrifice.

In the words of racist Big Ron, "These are pish" and tonight we have no excuses. Its time to banish the blues.

As for Cuban cigars, I'm a confirmed non-smoker, but in general anything to do with maidens thighs stirs some interest, even at my grand old age.

Cornerfleg wrote:

Russ wrote:Shows what happens when an Ulsterman starts to talk about things online, prices sky rocket

No wonder Podium and Talking Rugger are on here

Also explains why a beg of shyte costs about £500 a kilo now!

That's a monstrous price for shyte, Fleg, the world's gone bonkahs. I mind the time one could carry a shovel in the boot of the jalopy and rarely come home without a begfull good horseshite for the roses.

My favourite rose was of course the delightful Madame Louise Laperriere, a splendid hybrid tea, blood red & highly fragrant. Snip off a few in full bloom for the perfect gift for a maiden with comely thighs.

Halcyon Days Baggy ... all gone now ... like white dog poo ... never see it now either.

Cornerfleg wrote:Halcyon Days Baggy ... all gone now ... like white dog poo ... never see it now either.

Quite right Fleg, though to be honest, I can't say I've missed it.

Cornerfleg wrote:Halcyon Days Baggy ... all gone now ... like white dog poo ... never see it now either.

Darcy out for rest of the six nations.
A big performance for Luke tonight with Kidney in the crowd is on the cards lads

pip14 wrote:Darcy out for rest of the six nations.
A big performance for Luke tonight with Kidney in the crowd is on the cards lads

Kidders is coming to Ravers?? time to let him know that we are not happy with his selection as he apparently had no idea we weren't fully satisfied in his recent RTE interview

pip14 wrote:Darcy out for rest of the six nations.
A big performance for Luke tonight with Kidney in the crowd is on the cards lads

That explains why Paddy went to Ireland training squad then !

Thelaw wrote:

pip14 wrote:Darcy out for rest of the six nations.
A big performance for Luke tonight with Kidney in the crowd is on the cards lads

Kidders is coming to Ravers?? time to let him know that we are not happy with his selection as he apparently had no idea we weren't fully satisfied in his recent RTE interview

They got the foundations all in yet for the new stands or is there a load of readymix on standby ?

Rooster wrote:

Thelaw wrote:

pip14 wrote:Darcy out for rest of the six nations.
A big performance for Luke tonight with Kidney in the crowd is on the cards lads

Kidders is coming to Ravers?? time to let him know that we are not happy with his selection as he apparently had no idea we weren't fully satisfied in his recent RTE interview

They got the foundations all in yet for the new stands or is there a load of readymix on standby ?

Lol I cannot condone violence so im just going to stand over here and look at this very interesting wall

Thelaw wrote:

Rooster wrote:

Thelaw wrote: Kidders is coming to Ravers?? time to let him know that we are not happy with his selection as he apparently had no idea we weren't fully satisfied in his recent RTE interview

They got the foundations all in yet for the new stands or is there a load of readymix on standby ?

Lol I cannot condone violence so im just going to stand over here and look at this very interesting wall

It's not violence, just accidents do happen

Rooster wrote:
Lol I cannot condone violence so im just going to stand over here and look at this very interesting wall

It's not violence, just accidents do happen [/quote]


True walking into an angry Ravenhill full of 12000 Ulstermen after announcing ROG to start and Mcfadden instead of Sky Marshall would almost be considered suicide

Don't worry lads, if Kidney is spotted, Maak will set the Bounty Hunter on him...