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Kofi Annan wrote:

drumquinandy wrote:5 tickets secured Twickenham End. A bargain £18.25 each!
Next on the agenda: Onesies all round? ?

Does anyone know if they're big or small fitting? Slightly off topic I Know.

Onseys are great if your 15 and do sleepovers

Ummm ... that fits in with HWM intending to wear one to Montpellier

Surrey Red Hand wrote:

Kofi Annan wrote:

drumquinandy wrote:5 tickets secured Twickenham End. A bargain £18.25 each!
Next on the agenda: Onesies all round? ?

Does anyone know if they're big or small fitting? Slightly off topic I Know.

Onseys are great if your 15 and do sleepovers

Ummm ... that fits in with HWM intending to wear one to Montpellier

That will be fun when he needs a wee

Sure the amount he consumes ... he has the bladder of a camel

At least those standing under balconies can feel safe this trip

Looks like UR only have 1 ticket left for behind the goals and another handful for the Eden Park stand. Not a great choice of tickets offered in the first place (low behind goal or high at the sides), but I guess that is MHRC's fault.

Was going to hold out and buy direct from France, but I blinked first and picked up a couple for the Eden Park CG.

For Info - tkt available from Montpellier site (been on sale since Monday)

http://billetterie.montpellier-rugby.co ... 2013/16h40

Neill_M wrote:For Info - tkt available from Montpellier site (been on sale since Monday)

http://billetterie.montpellier-rugby.co ... 2013/16h40

Whoooooooo

BR wrote:Looks like UR only have 1 ticket left for behind the goals and another handful for the Eden Park stand. Not a great choice of tickets offered in the first place (low behind goal or high at the sides), but I guess that is MHRC's fault.

Was going to hold out and buy direct from France, but I blinked first and picked up a couple for the Eden Park CG.

Did they sell many??

Just looking at Planet Rugby. Their scrum half, Jonathan Pelissie, has scored 19 and 31 points in their last 2 games.
Hope our Ruan, who did not come on a as sub. yesterday for SA, is up to the challenge in 3 weeks.
Looking forward to being there.

Les billets sont arrivés aujourd'hui

For the avoidance of any doubt I have taken the precaution of practising weeing in my Onesie in the privacy of my own garden and I can confirm that the zip goes down just far enough to enable free flow out of, not into or down, the Onesie. To be totally dry & safe I recommend slipping it off the shoulders as if taking it off and then securing it firmly around the waist by tying the arms together. Hopefully it will still be warm enough in Montpellier to allow this manoeuvre. Unlike with scarves, flegs and santa caps at least i'm much less likely to lose the Onesie. I have still to purchase plain red (or red & white) underwear to complete the outfit.

HwoodMike2umate wrote:For the avoidance of any doubt I have taken the precaution of practising weeing in my Onesie in the privacy of my own garden and I can confirm that the zip goes down just far enough to enable free flow out of, not into or down, the Onesie. To be totally dry & safe I recommend slipping it off the shoulders as if taking it off and then securing it firmly around the waist by tying the arms together. Hopefully it will still be warm enough in Montpellier to allow this manoeuvre. Unlike with scarves, flegs and santa caps at least i'm much less likely to lose the Onesie. I have still to purchase plain red (or red & white) underwear to complete the outfit.

Mike - can I make one suggestion - the above methods should be practiced when you are drunk - tis the only way to ensure they work in a real world situation - remember - prior planning and preparation prevents a pi$h poor performance

Er HWM are you going to Montpellier, if so my plans will change somewhat

Kofi Annan wrote:Er HWM are you going to Montpellier, if so my plans will change somewhat

Stay in a penthouse so you are above his balcony

Rooster wrote:

Kofi Annan wrote:Er HWM are you going to Montpellier, if so my plans will change somewhat

Stay in a penthouse so you are above his balcony

Anything above gutter level will always be above him

STOP PRESS - Red & White striped underpants acquired in Primark at lunchtime today. £4. Downside is they say on them "I found Wally", on both front and back, but on the upside they provide a firm but comfortable fit.