Toulon v Ulster, Saturday 17th May

[bazzaj]

There is not actually a much better side that we could put out anyway with squad and injuries plus rested players

I said that initally roost until I fully digested that beagle, McComish and the Ross sisters were playing for us.
Just realised that this is actually happening.
Its a bit like that dream of going to school without your trousers on.

[Wee Woman]

I know I usually complain about having to negotiate screen time with Wee Girly for matches versus Spongebob Squarepants.

I think I'm going to settle for Spongebob Squarepants tomorrow.

[nonplussed]

So Doaky is Melchett sending the incompetent Darling (McComish) to go OTT in France

I fear for Ruan, he has no protection


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[Rooster]

There is not actually a much better side that we could put out anyway with squad and injuries plus rested players

I said that initally roost until I fully digested that beagle, McComish and the Ross sisters were playing for us.
Just realised that this is actually happening.
Its a bit like that dream of going to school without your trousers on.

Take a look at who is available for this then subtract Best, Bowe and Gilroy and there is not a lot left, so it actually is our best available side, I warned early this week that there would be a surprise or two so I suppose I have had almost a week for it to sink in and it still looks a situation.

[CIMANFOREVER]

I'm going to watch Zulu again, but I fear it'll be Zulu Dawn instead...

[bazzaj]

Just realised RP is playing as thought I read somewhere that weepy was starting.
KNIGHTS OF COLUMBUS!!!!
He will be literally ruined behind that pack.
Of all the players to be rested he is absolutely the number one!!!!#
No logic to any of this, wtf is going on!!!!
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Words fail me.

[BaggyTrousers]

Shocking that Ulster would field a team like that in the top competition.

Had it of been the other way round and Leicester had of fielded a weakened team with Ulster having a chance of topping the group we would of been up in arms.

Fear not King, my arms are up already, would never have happened in the Heineken Cup as I will be telling the Tigers forum, they wanted the Soupa Doupa some of us are not enamoured nor in thrall to it's golden magnificence.

I can't why p isn't playing at 9 and MaaCoooooooooooooomash at 10 I don't know, he's utterly butterly wasted at 7.

If our half backs get fractured I will search for Darkie, I will find them & I will shoot them both in the bake.

I'm sure you will all be aware that some players receive a bonus payment for playing all 6 SDC matches.

Filthy lucre eh? Radix malorum cupiditas est. Who'da guessed?

[bazzaj]

Shocking that Ulster would field a team like that in the top competition.

Had it of been the other way round and Leicester had of fielded a weakened team with Ulster having a chance of topping the group we would of been up in arms.

Fear not King, my arms are up already, would never have happened in the Heineken Cup as I will be telling the Tigers forum, they wanted the Soupa Doupa some of us are not enamoured nor in thrall to it's golden magnificence.

I can't why p isn't playing at 9 and MaaCoooooooooooooomash at 10 I don't know, he's utterly butterly wasted at 7.

If our half backs get fractured I will search for Darkie, I will find them & I will shoot them both in the bake.

I'm sure you will all be aware that some players receive a bonus payment for playing all 6 SDC matches.

Filthy lucre eh? Radix malorum cupiditas est. Who'da guessed?

YEOOOOOW Bagster how the devil are you?
Just thinking some of those players will need every penny to cover their forthcoming medical bills.
RP hasn`t played in all 6 games and therefore doesn`t qualify for the bonus payment so again no logic whatsoever to his selection.

[Dave]

Is this not on tv?

[thecrouch]

Is this not on tv?

3pm Sky Sports 2 Dave

[Rooster]

Is this not on tv?

3pm Sky Sports 2 Dave

Tune in at 5pm then to be on the safe side

[Marco]

I have never posted before but have just seen the latest team news and could not hold back!

On my way to Nice from, would you believe it, Poland via Paris, spending a lot of hard earned cash and pissing the missus off, not in expectation of a victory but at least in expectation of an effort.

If we are demolished tomorrow what good will that do for anything? Even if we do end up winning the league (odds please?), shame on the IRFU, shame on Doak, I used to think being from Ulster meant something other than submission.

Rant over, will enjoy a pint of nice lager this evening!

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

Its a bit like that dream of going to school without your trousers on.

[BuckRogers]

We haven't so much thrown the towel in because as Rooster says we don't have a lot of other options in all reality. If we hadn't played Ruan, VDM, Ludik, Payne, Cave, Olding and Jackson we would definitely have been throwing it but minus the Irish boys that is our best side available bar MaComash instead of Diack. Threadbare in the forwards absolutely no SID but that's not something we didn't already know before.

It's not going to be pretty. Hayman for Castro on 50...the mind boggles. I said this yesterday and I believe Baz made a similar comment, it's bordering on the dangerous.

Decent backline if the forwards can give them any sort of ball which unfortunately I don't think they will be able to do.

[Dave]

Is this not on tv?

3pm Sky Sports 2 Dave

Tune in at 5pm then to be on the safe side

Charlie Hebdo wouldn't even cartoon this.