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WeeWorld wrote:Get real, a pat on the bum is not a sexual assault
Where the feck are you from? 1953?
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WeeWorld wrote:Get real, a pat on the bum is not a sexual assault
but only if you and Pat are both consenting adults.
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big mervyn wrote:
WeeWorld wrote:Get real, a pat on the bum is not a sexual assault
but only if you and Pat are both consenting adults.
Apparently consent can be revoked post act
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Dave wrote:
WeeWorld wrote:Get real, a pat on the bum is not a sexual assault
Where the feck are you from? 1953?
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WeeWorld wrote:
Dave wrote:
WeeWorld wrote:Get real, a pat on the bum is not a sexual assault
Where the feck are you from? 1953?
Poor Dave
Bet you love getting your bum patted ya big shhhleegggggg.
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When I'm patting a bum it either ends up in a big grab or a cheeky finger slip

Tehehehehe

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Russ wrote:When I'm patting a bum it either ends up in a big grab or a cheeky finger slip

Tehehehehe

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Yeah that's fine. It's only sexual assault if you punch them during sex.
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Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:When I'm patting a bum it either ends up in a big grab or a cheeky finger slip

Tehehehehe

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Yeah that's fine. It's only sexual assault if you punch them during sex.
Donkey punching has been outlawed?
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Russ wrote:
Dave wrote:
Russ wrote:When I'm patting a bum it either ends up in a big grab or a cheeky finger slip

Tehehehehe

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Yeah that's fine. It's only sexual assault if you punch them during sex.
Donkey punching has been outlawed?
That's probably fine.
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And some donkey said it makes him happy .

Or was that a referendum

Or the re election of The Socialist leader of the disaffected


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Apart from anything else, when did the story change from "feeling his bum" to having a "pat on the bum" and who decided to change it?

On what evidence?

I would suggest the former is worse than the latter, but neither is acceptable anyway.
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Russ wrote:
Rooster wrote:
Shan wrote:
WeeWorld wrote:Rosslare has ferry links to Wales and France and is served by one road, a normal highway, one lane in each direction, that's never been saturated any time I've been on it.
The M4 in Wales has at least 3 lanes on each side and is mad busy all day, linking as it does, almost all of the populated areas of Wales with each other and England.

And UKIP want the EU to pay for its upkeep. It reminds me of Trump getting Mexico to pay for the wall.
Wouldn't most of the Britain-bound sea traffic go via Dublin Port though?

Honest question as I simply don't know the volume on each.


No matter what the answer is to that though it does not detract from the hypocrisy and moronic idiocy of UKIP.....both related to this issue and in general.
Think that would be the majority of movement, though there are freight routes to Heysham and Liverpool as well from Dublin which would reduce numbers to Holyhead, up here it is Larne and Warrenpoint that shift stuff and that is to Scotland and Heysham
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The road is designated as E01. If Europe want to retain E01 as a strategic route they need to pay for it
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Also the European road numbering system is the work of the UN, nothing to do with EU.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Apart from anything else, when did the story change from "feeling his bum" to having a "pat on the bum" and who decided to change it?
When you pat your pockets to find your keys you can also describe that as having a feel for your keys
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WeeWorld wrote:
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Apart from anything else, when did the story change from "feeling his bum" to having a "pat on the bum" and who decided to change it?
When you pat your pockets to find your keys you can also describe that as having a feel for your keys
Perhaps, but what has that to do with the story in question?

Nowhere in the story I read did it say he patted his bum, but that he felt his bum.

Others have now twisted this into a pat on the bum, which I suggest most would agree, is a different action.

Unless you know different and are now suggesting that the guy on question was actually actually feeling for the guys keys in his pocket? I doubt too many keep their keys in their hip pocket though - a bit painful to sit down on.
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