For sale: one pot purple paint...

[darkside lightside]

This metaphorical paint - what's the coverage like?

Probably not great - it's only to be used for a balls-up!

Glad you liked the avatar DS

coverage great, one small pot would do at least 20 average-sized pairs and the avatar is quality!

[BR]

This may (or may not) be a good product to use in association with the purple paint (in fact it may negate the need for it all together)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

[big mervyn]

This may (or may not) be a good product to use in association with the purple paint (in fact it may negate the need for it all together)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

Best Amazon Customer Review EVER! Nearly spat me breakfast coffee over the keyboard there.

[darkside lightside]

This may (or may not) be a good product to use in association with the purple paint (in fact it may negate the need for it all together)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

that's hilarious, I love the way that even though it's specifically not supposed to be used for the nether regions, 90% of the reviewers have used it for that!! I like the second chap who used it on his nose, then rubbed his eyes, removing eyebrows and lashes, and who now has people asking him all the time why he's crying

[big mervyn]

This may (or may not) be a good product to use in association with the purple paint (in fact it may negate the need for it all together)

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews ... ewpoints=0

that's hilarious, I love the way that even though it's specifically not supposed to be used for the nether regions, 90% of the reviewers have used it for that!! I like the second chap who used it on his nose, then rubbed his eyes, removing eyebrows and lashes, and who now has people asking him all the time why he's crying

Not just on his nose -IN his nose! No wonder his eyes were watering. He still gave it 5 stars though

[BaggyTrousers]

If DS/LS really does have a pot of purple paint, he could at least draw a little stick man and label it "Pedrie" and put it in his avatar

FFS Grumps you pillock , there was me blaming DL for a ridiculously disrespectful avatar of Pedrie and its all your fault GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I mean if it was anyone else I'd almost feel obliged to apologise Honestly the bother you get me into.

Some quality reviews of the Veet, some strange guys doing weird & wonderful things to their ladypleasers The high star reviews these idiots have given the source of their discomfort speaks well of their honesty but doesn't say much about their sanity.

Well, suppose if you have a lanyard (not vodaphone) like a 2 inch putt I suppose desperate measures may be required.

[big mervyn]

But Jacob said to Rebekah his mother, “Behold, my brother Esau is a hairy man, and I am a smooth man.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

If DS/LS really does have a pot of purple paint, he could at least draw a little stick man and label it "Pedrie" and put it in his avatar

FFS Grumps you pillock , there was me blaming DL for a ridiculously disrespectful avatar of Pedrie and its all your fault GGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. I mean if it was anyone else I'd almost feel obliged to apologise Honestly the bother you get me into.

Glad you used the word "almost". Someone somewhere sometime once offered some good advice about apologising - unfortunately like the guys who cannot take advice on how not to tidy their garden, I can't remember who gave me that advice or what it was

If you want to sleg him off though, you could chastise him for not at least drawing his own avatar instead of using the one I did in about 10 seconds

[darkside lightside]

Ulster back row forward Chris Henry looks set to miss the Heineken Cup semi-final as Edinburgh name a familiar line-up.

I'm still hopeful, but...

[Rooster]

Don't sell the paint

[Husky]

Henry's out...

[darkside lightside]

Henry's out...

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