The UAFC

Wee Girly, every day

big mervyn wrote:

Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!

Surely there's a 2 sheet minimum fleg? - one to wipe and one to polish.

You couldn't wipe your nose with a single sheet of toiletpaper, it must be newspaper he's using or whatever's handy.
His bog probably looks like a shrine to the H-Blocks

big mervyn wrote:

Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!

Surely there's a 2 sheet minimum fleg? - one to wipe and one to polish.

Nah he changed his name to Muhammad al Fleg last week and uses the sheet to dry his hand

Proper decent chums to have a good ganch with.

I renamed my toilet Gee-had a long time ago.

Pleasant fry with a few mushrooms. (company could have been better though )

Cornerfleg wrote:Baby white Rhinos and penguinbs ... it's impossible to be in a bad mood when there are penguins about.

Yes Fleg but them wee black Rhinos are nasty types

pythagoras wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!

Surely there's a 2 sheet minimum fleg? - one to wipe and one to polish.

You couldn't wipe your nose with a single sheet of toiletpaper, it must be newspaper he's using or whatever's handy.
His bog probably looks like a shrine to the H-Blocks

Actually I have it on good authority he wipes his nipsy with printed out bullshit off Front Row Boredom, sorry Union, the worst website on t'internet with its concentration on how to send people to sleep.

About all that FRU is good for.

BR wrote:Pleasant fry with a few mushrooms. (company could have been better though )

rab's not that bad

Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!

Jesus - I don't fancy washing your bed linen!

pwrmoore wrote:

BR wrote:Pleasant fry with a few mushrooms. (company could have been better though )

rab's not that bad

If you enjoy a conversation about hip replacements

3 year deals for Pienaars ... that cheers me up!

Cornerfleg wrote:3 year deals for Pienaars ... that cheers me up!

Beer

Watching a complete tool harass a young woman in a pub,only for said tool to be approached by two mature ladies,one of which grabbed him by the nads whilst the other one slapped him around the head before he was bounced out of the pub to a huge cheer.