The PRO League Week 13 - Ulster v Munster score?

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:00 am

I don't see much point at the moment in you going for anything Jamsie!

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:05 am

maybe tomorrow i'll wanna settle down... until tomorrow i'll just keep moving on...

ho-hum...

**jamesie looks down despondently and walks off with a sigh**

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:25 am

Well I will let a question decide it Jamsie.

Do you regret your actions deeply and are you sorry for any reproach you may have brought upon the PRO League, it's management and it's members?

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:37 am

DB... i can't say anything to that effect as it would be alluding to an admission

i do however apologise for any misunderstanding or offence that the photographs on FRU have caused

i will however (as a gesture of good will) buy you a pint of harp, a BSE burger and a souvenier 'unofficial ulster rugby car freshener' next time i'm at the hallowed grounds of ravenhill if you let me back in

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:39 am

Have you seen my avatar?

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:42 am

ah yeah

...do we have a deal then?

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 12:44 am

Set out the terms properly of the offer and then you may get an acceptance.

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:16 am

This Deed is made on 3rd day of March 2006

between:

(1) JAMESIE (the "Promisor")

-and-

(2) DEAD BALL (the "Promisee")

1. The Agreement:

1.1 The Promisor hitherto covenants with the Promisee to provide the Goods annexed to this Agreement at Schedule 1.

1.2 Subject to clause 1.1 of this agreement, the Promisee in return for the consideration of the Goods promised hereby reinstates the Promisor to the PROleague.

SIGNED by the parties on the date of this Agreement.

signed as a Deed by the Promisor

in the presence of

Witness name: Zoe Salmon
Address: Jamesie's bedroom
Witness signature:

SCHEDULE 1: the Goods

1. One Pint of Guinness from the ravenhill beer tent
2. One BSE burger from the rat invested van next door
3. One unofficial ulster rugby key ring from the punter outside the ground

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:22 am

Sorry thats totally unacceptable.

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:24 am

feck...

pressbox · Post by **pressbox** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:26 am

Actually........I have it on authority that it is perfectly honourable (legally speaking).

Let Jamesie back in

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:30 am

To have Zoe in Jamsie's bedroom? I doubt it!

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:31 am

cheers pressy... she'll go far

obviously DB is above the law

pressbox · Post by **pressbox** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:34 am

That why she MINE

So was Billy the Kid, Jessie James and Ned Kelly

Just hope DB does not meet the same fate

I would miss the

dead ball · Post by **dead ball** » Fri Mar 03, 2006 1:36 am

jamesie wrote:cheers pressy... she'll go far

obviously DB is above the law

No, no, no I am the LAW!!!! (a loud and totally mad laugh follows).