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Once a Knight wrote:

Russ wrote:

Once a Knight wrote:

Russ wrote:Jeez Marshall missed with that first one

Missed a fecking huge goal

He missed with 22 out of 24 at 10 metres into an area that corresponds to the sweet spot for a 10 to take the ball.

You mean to say he actually hit 1/11?

He hit 1 out of 12. He had a hit ratio of 1/11 over 12 attempts. Slice it whatever way you want it's not impressive.

Aye. I blame the rum for that poor mathematics. Will need to check that excel I worked on in the morning

Fecking rum and coke

Good lord! That is shocking. Bring back Porter?

Dave wrote:Good lord! That is shocking. Bring back Porter?

He's back all the time.
Banbridge however is outside the Lisburn area and thus he is off the radar

Get off his case you couch potatoes it's ok calling his faults but could you do better, it's funny no one can slag off baggy trousers but can do with any of the Ulster Team, Baggy is an old man bit of a Jeremy Clarkeson can give it out but cannot take it.if you can perform better than an Ulster player or any Ref or official please take to the pitch or stop slabbering.

And yes please slag me off it's your level of knowledge especially the special one Baggy Pants who has been suspended by the moderators on numerous occasions

Go on the Boster!
Would love to see minerals like that on the ulster team.
Not that Im slagging them off or anything

Oh dear, looks like poor Bopeep has lost his......................ability to post. I hate to attack an unarmed man.

What in the blue feck has gone on?

Bopeep lost the power of reason ever so slightly. He may have been imbibing without due care and attention

As a man who regularly posts when pished. Poor form from bopeep

Russ wrote:As a man who regularly posts when pished.

Well I never.....tut tut

Bo should have taken the honourable route - get pashed, resign from the editorial board in disgrace, accuse of a faceless assassin called Gary of threatening his family and return as King.