Some one please ... get me interested in the new season!!!

[BaggyTrousers]

Okay, I'm fed up with the gurning and ballix spouted by nervous Normans, Nancys & Nincompoops.

Forget the Munster Diehard shyte, cards on the table, the only result I give a flying feck about in the next few months has nothing to do with the Pro12, even less to do with the RWC & Fibber's mob, it happens on 20th November and it is time to avenge the calumny of 5th April 2014 perpetrated by Garces, aided and abetted by Jihad PayneintheArse.

I don't want to have 3 months of lily livered whinging & gurning & fear & we're not good enough. I want to hear stout hearts & threats of guldering to an extent that Edward Griffith will be shocked, wherever the hell he is on the planet since leaving Sorriebastards.

Now man up, we're talking about Ulster here not the girl fecking guides.

[nonplussed]

It's all horlix so it is. Doakball is alive and well


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[BuckRogers]

Okay, I'm fed up with the gurning and ballix spouted by nervous Normans, Nancys & Nincompoops.

Forget the Munster Diehard shyte, cards on the table, the only result I give a flying feck about in the next few months has nothing to do with the Pro12, even less to do with the RWC & Fibber's mob, it happens on 20th November and it is time to avenge the calumny of 5th April 2014 perpetrated by Garces, aided and abetted by Jihad PayneintheArse.

I don't want to have 3 months of lily livered whinging & gurning & fear & we're not good enough. I want to hear stout hearts & threats of guldering to an extent that Edward Griffith will be shocked, wherever the hell he is on the planet since leaving Sorriebastards.

Now man up, we're talking about Ulster here not the girl fecking guides.

This. Very much this. You've helped BT.

[Russ]

Hozier any good?

[Snipe Watson]

Hozier any good?

Dunno, but Grumpy used to wear them back in the olden days when he was confused and went to the mountains to find himself. Send him a PM and he may be able to advise.

[againstthehead]

I'm concerned I'm much more enthused about Ireland and the RWC than whatever cliched soundbite/ and horse manure emanating from Ravers at present.

I'll be there, as usual as apparently I've developed a penchant for Sado-Masochism but I'm increasingly unenthused.

Having forked up the reddies for my 'Platinum' seats sans any meaningful incentive for having been booking the same seats for the last 18 years and with a less than platinum 'product' on show I do often wonder why bother.

Are they really making that much extra revenue via the 1690 and 1066 suites that it would hit them in the pocket to provide grand stand ticket holders access to it rather than making us traipse down the stairs and back up when we want to lubricate the vocal cords?

Well there's my Monday whinge.

Yeah, I'm the same. Can't wait to the RWC. Think part of it is due to the fact that Ulster haven't signed anyone of note for the new season. The squad was stale enough last season and it's looking like more mediocrity really.

[Russ]

Ireland til I die

[BaggyTrousers]

Christ Almighty.

[big mervyn]

Ireland til I die

... or til the quarter-finals.

[Snipe Watson]

Christ Almighty.

Amen brother.

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

Now man up, we're talking about Ulster here not the girl fecking guides.

When we're talking about the Ulster back-row without Henry, Henderson, an aging Wilson and a fatter, more violent Augustus Gloop at 8, we are talking about the Girl Guides.

[rorybestsbigbaldnoggin]

To be clear, I will be watching every game. I just don't expect "hope" to be there any more than fleetingly.

[Cornerfleg]

So until Les arrives and we get players back lets open a book ... what will we see more of ... aimless Doakball hoofs or yellow cards ... (Yellows get a 6 587 point start).

[Russ]

How many points is a red card?

[Cornerfleg]

Ladbrokes will not give me any odds on red cards until it is set in stone that Ryan Caldwell is completely out of the picture!