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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Saw the title of this thread and looked in expecting to see a discussion something akin to one about Micky Mouse watches, 'cept about rugby players.

Then realised it was about Warburton, so not far wrong then

Mickey Mouse, wears a Cap'! Grumpy Watch

Kofi Annan wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Saw the title of this thread and looked in expecting to see a discussion something akin to one about Micky Mouse watches, 'cept about rugby players.

Then realised it was about Warburton, so not far wrong then

Mickey Mouse, wears a Cap'! Grumpy Watch

Two watches?

According to Baz, he wears a halfpenny one.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:

Kofi Annan wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Saw the title of this thread and looked in expecting to see a discussion something akin to one about Micky Mouse watches, 'cept about rugby players.

Then realised it was about Warburton, so not far wrong then

Mickey Mouse, wears a Cap'! Grumpy Watch

Two watches?

According to Baz, he wears a halfpenny one.

Apparently he needs them both as they tend run a bit slow.

bazzaj wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:

Kofi Annan wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Saw the title of this thread and looked in expecting to see a discussion something akin to one about Micky Mouse watches, 'cept about rugby players.

Then realised it was about Warburton, so not far wrong then

Mickey Mouse, wears a Cap'! Grumpy Watch

Two watches?

According to Baz, he wears a halfpenny one.

Apparently he needs them both as they tend run a bit slow.

Ah.

I thought it might have been because the halfpenny one maybe only had one hand .....

..... insert your own "second hand" punchline

Tipuric hasn't missed a tackle all season.

I expect an imminent working Tipuric watch Dave.

Dave wrote:Tipuric hasn't missed a tackle all season.

When you don't make any you can't miss them

Rooster wrote:

Dave wrote:Tipuric hasn't missed a tackle all season.

When you don't make any you can't miss them

and you didn't miss that one either, my feathered fiend.

You miss 100% of the shots you dont take
Doesn't not take a shot

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Where is Callum Black going?

Setanta wrote:Where is Callum Black going?

Coffee shop

#guilttrip

Ulster next season:.....

Those leaving (or no further contract) are:
Allan Clarke, Neil Doak, Ruan Pienaar, Roger Wilson, Franco V D Merwe, Dan Tuohy, Angus Lloyd, Sam Windsor, Ricky Lutton, Callum Black, Steven Mulholland, John Donnan, Conor Joyce, Mark Best, Lorcan Dow, Johnny Murphy.

Those arriving:
Jonno Gibbes, Dwayne Peel, Aaron Dundon, Schalck V D Merwe, Jean Deysel, John Cooney.

Academy:
R Butler, P Cooper, A Clarke (different person), A Curtis, M Dalton, J Dunleavy, A Hall, J Hume, G Jones, M Lowry, J McCusker, A McBurney, Z McCall, E O'Sullivan, T O'Toole, Marcus Rea, J Regan, J Stewart, N Timoney.

Underlined are coaches!

Looks weak

He's crap alright ... but he's no Dan Coles ...