Montpellier Away Heineken Cup

[Surrey Red Hand]

STOP PRESS - Red & White striped underpants acquired in Primark at lunchtime today. £4. Downside is they say on them "I found Wally", on both front and back, but on the upside they provide a firm but comfortable fit.

You sure it doesn't say HO-WALLY-WOOD on them ?

I can't believe you are on my flight to MontP ... might try change it to Nimes

[Kofi Annan]

Murrayfield Stand it is then

[10 or 15 only]

For the avoidance of any doubt I have taken the precaution of practising weeing in my Onesie in the privacy of my own garden and I can confirm that the zip goes down just far enough to enable free flow out of, not into or down, the Onesie. To be totally dry & safe I recommend slipping it off the shoulders as if taking it off and then securing it firmly around the waist by tying the arms together. Hopefully it will still be warm enough in Montpellier to allow this manoeuvre. Unlike with scarves, flegs and santa caps at least i'm much less likely to lose the Onesie. I have still to purchase plain red (or red & white) underwear to complete the outfit.

Mike... Can I make a suggestion - Try to acquire some Paul's tubing which is basically a condom catheter no less.
If you know a friendly Incontinence nurse or A and E consultant you're well on the way.
Just apply one end to the said member as one would do on a Saturday night, and let the other end dangle to the ground. Of course you would need to measure up this length prior to getting to France and not get too "excited" at the appointed time.
Now wouldn't that be great . I assume you have no latex allergy

[Kofi Annan]

Looks like fans are spread around the ground

[browner]

I have a spare tkt for this game...Twickenham end...face value £16 or best offer.

Pm me if interested.

[DavyG]

Weather is looking good..

Jeudi 17
11°C / 23°C

Vendredi 18
11°C / 23°C

Samedi 19
13°C / 23°C

Dimanche 20
14°C / 23°C

http://france.meteofrance.com/france/me ... lle/341720

[Surrey Red Hand]

See you there Mr G ... fly in from Gatwick wednesday morning, looking forward to another great Ulster display and a wee bit of mediterannean sunshine hopefully !!

[Surrey Red Hand]

Anyone know of 2 spare tickets going for MontP game, mate and his wife flying into Nimes on sat morning for game but not having any joy with tickets, if anyone knows of any please pm me ... ta!!

[DavyG]

See you there Mr G ... fly in from Gatwick wednesday morning, looking forward to another great Ulster display and a wee bit of mediterannean sunshine hopefully !!

Due to arrive Thursday afternoon. Looking forward to a win and a few "vin rose"

[Rooster]

Anyone know of 2 spare tickets going for MontP game, mate and his wife flying into Nimes on sat morning for game but not having any joy with tickets, if anyone knows of any please pm me ... ta!!

Are there not still tickets for sale from Montpellier ?

[Kofi Annan]

I love going to away games, not to many knobs and the majority of fans know the game. With the exception of chube from Holywood

[Bring Humph On!!]

Anybody been here for a match before?

Better having a beer in town or good bars out at or near to the ground? Do they have any plans with Heineken for beer tents etc?

Suftum

[HwoodMike2umate]

- I see rain predicted all day fri and sat on BBC website - could be a wet Onesie and dodgy facepaint.

[BR]

Anybody been here for a match before?

Better having a beer in town or good bars out at or near to the ground? Do they have any plans with Heineken for beer tents etc?

Suftum

They provide beer out at the round, but you need to:
queue to buy a plastic glass;
queue to buy a smart card;
*
queue to put credit on your smart card;
queue to get your drinks (only if you have sufficient credit on your smart card);
*repeat as appropriate;

queue to refund your smart card;
queue to refund your glass;

I believe drinks in the stadium itself are cash-only.

[DavyG]

- I see rain predicted all day fri and sat on BBC website - could be a wet Onesie and dodgy facepaint.

Local forecast giving....

Friday dry and cloudy 24*

Saturday light rain 23*

http://france.meteofrance.com/france/me ... lle/341720