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Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:Carol Cullen is almost as vile as Gerald Kelly

What?????????????? I know she's a ghastly munter, Shinnner equivalent in looks to Nissan McCausland, but has she blown shyte up or murdered anyone? Does she screw policemen in her spare time aka have a ride on a peeler jeep.

That's why I said almost

Okay, okay, I get it.

Personally I blame the existence of the " Parades Commission"
The fact is it should be a matter decided by the Office of the First and Second Minister "

And all decisions should be given with an explaination

The fact is all Roads should in theory be available to all reality of course is something different .

The band demonstration out side the Chapel has it's roots in the decision of the Parades Commission as in "Taig " bashing . Red Rag and bull come to mind

Some dislike to be told what they can and can not do. A sentiment Baggy should be able to understand .





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Caral wasn't a very good one, unlike GK..... It all ended in tears apparently...
If she had the same hairstyle in the ID lineup back in the day, she was fecked...

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:Carol Cullen is almost as vile as Gerald Kelly

What?????????????? I know she's a ghastly munter, Shinnner equivalent in looks to Nissan McCausland, but has she blown shyte up or murdered anyone? Does she screw policemen in her spare time aka have a ride on a peeler jeep.

Sub Judice of course.

[/quote]aka have a ride on a peeler jeep.

Never heard it called that before. It was SUPER that all those Peeler Jeeps were IN the JUNCTION where Twadell, Crumlin, Woodvale and Ardoyne Roads meet, as it could have got really dirty. Good to see Gerry Kelly, as a communitay raprasentatif having intercourse with the cops on the ground.

BaggyTrousers wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:Carol Cullen is almost as vile as Gerald Kelly

What?????????????? I know she's a ghastly munter, Shinnner equivalent in looks to Nissan McCausland, but has she blown shyte up or murdered anyone? Does she screw policemen in her spare time aka have a ride on a peeler jeep.

I believe she may have been a bomber in a previous existence Baggy.

Oh really, missed that .........vile bitch.

You also missed that Russ anglicised Gerard to Gerald , but we'll give him the benefit of that doubt that it was deliberate

Gerry would not be amused

rumncoke wrote:Personally I blame the existence of the " Parades Commission"
The fact is it should be a matter decided by the Office of the First and Second Minister "

And all decisions should be given with an explaination

The fact is all Roads should in theory be available to all reality of course is something different .

The band demonstration out side the Chapel has it's roots in the decision of the Parades Commission as in "Taig " bashing . Red Rag and bull come to mind

Some dislike to be told what they can and can not do. A sentiment Baggy should be able to understand .





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So my dear Rum'n, you are happy for any law you don't like to be broken, and everyone is guiltless but the Parades Commission, an organisation that are there because our politicians are gutless.

The OFMDFM should of course be taking decisions, or an appointed Minister, that beardie Justice guy for example, in consultation with the chief constable but of course that would be too feckin' easy, too much like accountable politics. We have to make a feckin' industry out of it.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:Carol Cullen is almost as vile as Gerald Kelly

What?????????????? I know she's a ghastly munter, Shinnner equivalent in looks to Nissan McCausland, but has she blown shyte up or murdered anyone? Does she screw policemen in her spare time aka have a ride on a peeler jeep.

I believe she may have been a bomber in a previous existence Baggy.

Oh really, missed that .........vile bitch.

You also missed that Russ anglicised Gerard to Gerald , but we'll give him the benefit of that doubt that it was deliberate

Gerry would not be amused

Yes indeed, Grumps I did. Luckily there is a small sapling close by, I shall uproot it and flagellate my error-strewn undead corpse. How feckin' remiss of me.

Actually I used to be a pedant but I'm ok now, now I confine myself to factual inaccuracies and chube correction. Pip pip.

Oh feck it, don't take it badly Grumps, had a late one & the heads not the best theday.

Just a thought, Carol Cullen is unquestionably a munter, we can agree on that surely. Now, she has been exposed to me as a bomber, did she blow herself up?

I had a customer a couple of decades back,who blew himself up driving a bomb (well, for Grumpy's sake I should point out he was driving a car containing a bomb & not a self-propelled bomb) and blinded himself the chube, feck he had no idea of hygiene he was a right fecking stinker.

I always had trouble finding an ounce of sympathy for him, mind you of course it improved his life, he found Jesus when on the "inside". Suppose it helps him pass the time.

Terrorist in North Belfast "prevents" car jacking...

Terrorist feck Gerald K-dawg appears to have tackled a would be thief in the early hours of Wednesday morning

Seems he heard some wee fecks outside his house at 5am trying to steal his neighbours wagon

What a good upstanding member of the community

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:You also missed that Russ anglicised Gerard to Gerald , but we'll give him the benefit of that doubt that it was deliberate

Gerry would not be amused

Yes indeed, Grumps I did. Luckily there is a small sapling close by, I shall uproot it and flagellate my error-strewn undead corpse. How feckin' remiss of me.

Why not send it to Russ - he was the one that got it wrong (deliberately or otherwise)

BaggyTrousers wrote:Actually I used to be a pedant but I'm ok now, now I confine myself to factual inaccuracies and chube correction. Pip pip.

What like? You mean factual innacuracies such as misspelling Gerard with and 'l' instead of an 'r'?

BaggyTrousers wrote:Oh feck it, don't take it badly Grumps, had a late one & the heads not the best theday.

Obviously!

Russ wrote:Terrorist in North Belfast "prevents" car jacking...

Terrorist feck Gerald K-dawg appears to have tackled a would be thief in the early hours of Wednesday morning

Seems he heard some wee fecks outside his house at 5am trying to steal his neighbours wagon

What a good upstanding member of the community

Some fecking shock you'd get if you were a thief and discovered you were rumbled by a convicted bomber. In "nasty fecker" top trumps yer kind of fecked.

Shan wrote:

Russ wrote:Terrorist in North Belfast "prevents" car jacking...

Terrorist feck Gerald K-dawg appears to have tackled a would be thief in the early hours of Wednesday morning

Seems he heard some wee fecks outside his house at 5am trying to steal his neighbours wagon

What a good upstanding member of the community

Some fecking shock you'd get if you were a thief and discovered you were rumbled by a convicted bomber. In "nasty fecker" top trumps yer kind of fecked.

I believe it is set to reach the small screen in the first episode of "When Thievin' Wee Gobshites get their Loaf Stove'in".

So now, the latest news is that whilst a murderous Shinner heroically stops a robbery, an upright "prominent" Orangeman is on a murder rap for trying kill two "wee fenian bitches" by the unsavoury method of the "car missile" driven by said prominent Orangebastard.

Yip I'm convinced, they are simply a devoutly religious movement of the very highest morals - just preserving their culture of lording it over the troublesome croppies.

Defenders of the faith............... sorry, that should have been "the indefensible".

I'm still shocked that after saving the girls life the police are attacked by upstanding members of the society in protestors

It's a tricky parade that one. When was it, 2 or 3 years ago, that the PC put restrictions on the the coming home parade and the OO generally abided I think and nationalists wrecked the place. So you have to kind of wonder why the OO were banned the following year.

In reality I imagine the PC are following the Drumcree model - give them one last parade and then ban with the expectation that the violence will gradually reduce over the years - probably a sensible strategy in terms of law and order.

However, I fail to see how 2 sides cannot come to some kind of compromise. The 'goodwill' generated from such an agreement would be pretty cool, rather than just trying to defeat 'themuns' all the time.