The UAFC

The Irish times also covered it the previous day:


http://www.irishtimes.com/news/crime-an ... -1.2898322

Man touched pensioner’s bottom before knocking him out

The footage showed Crawford initially touching a woman’s bottom as she was leaving the takeaway, before she lashed out at him and left the premises.

... he had been “poked” in the backside by Crawford on the night.

..denied his client poked Mr Deeney in the area of his anus but used a “cupped hand” on just one occasion.

So we have feel, touch, poke and cup but no use of the word pat.

Crawford was clearly being a nuisance but Deeney was the one who lost control first.

WeeWorld wrote:Crawford was clearly being a nuisance but Deeney was the one who lost control first.

Opinion.

I would suggest that when he was "being a nuisance", Crawford had already lost control first.

Cap'n Grumpy wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:Crawford was clearly being a nuisance but Deeney was the one who lost control first.

Opinion.

I would suggest that when he was "being a nuisance", Crawford had already lost control first.

Particularly given he had openly stated he'd a fair bit of drink on board, to provide context as to why he did what he did.

WeeWorld wrote:Get real, a pat on the bum is not a sexual assault

Jesus, Mary and Jethro Tull, man.

I'm not going to say "get into the 21st century" or anything - this isn't a question of "it used to be culturally acceptable, now it's not" - that's just wrong. It always has been.

BR wrote: E1 goes from Seville to Larne. Not anywhere near West England.

Also the European road numbering system is the work of the UN, nothing to do with EU.

Feck off BR or you may have yer árse touched.

rorybestsbigbaldnoggin wrote: this isn't a question of "it used to be culturally acceptable, now it's not" - that's just wrong. It always has been.

Actually, sometimes it can be very right

Let's just pretend I said nuthin.

This might give you cynical feckers a nice warm Xmas feeling

https://www.facebook.com/ozzymanreviews ... 189425179/

big mervyn wrote:This might give you cynical feckers a nice warm Xmas feeling

https://www.facebook.com/ozzymanreviews ... 189425179/

Brilliant Merv, just as I was about to chuck up lumps Whammo, restored my belief in sport.

Got to love the President elect, I'm not convinced he wants the job.

You may have heard China have pirated a US research (spying) drone. Was this a Freudian slip?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... -her-voice

Just listening to this

Samstew wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... -her-voice

Just listening to this

Gotta agree.

Samstew wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... -her-voice

Just listening to this

I have to say my standard position for school concerts,carol services and the like is Victorian. Seen and not heard.

However thon wee girl is acceptable. Well done.

Lovin Obama finally showing some tinkies and banning exploratory offshore drilling for 'environmental reasons'
A decision which Trump will hate and a farewell Feck You, even if a tad rich coming from a Country where any truck with less than a 6L V8 engine is considered a woman's car.

Tighter End wrote:Lovin Obama finally showing some tinkies and banning exploratory offshore drilling for 'environmental reasons'
A decision which Trump will hate and a farewell Feck You, even if a tad rich coming from a Country where any truck with less than a 6L V8 engine is considered a woman's car.

You do know Rex Tillerson is SoS right?
That'll be overturned in an instant

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Samstew wrote:http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/3 ... -her-voice

Just listening to this

I have to say my standard position for school concerts,carol services and the like is Victorian. Seen and not heard.

However thon wee girl is acceptable. Well done.

Praise indeed.

Goosebumps for me.