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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:

Dave wrote:

Dave wrote:Weather forecast gives heavy rain. Does that help us or not?

Discuss...

Wet ball=knocks on=scrums=pain

Heavy rain for 24hrs+ could mean pitch cutting up and a lot of scrums going down.

A lot on how the ref sees that playing out - resets or penalties?

Wet pitch ! Where have you been this summer, never seen ground as dry at this time of year, had 37 tonne gross in a damp field yesterday and never left a mark.

Translate...

Pitch inspection will be carried out at 2.00pm

Game day.

There I've announced it. You all should be buzzin AF now.

Feck me Sadie, I haven’t stopped running to the loo since you said it.

Now wetting myself at Freddie Burns showboating and smiling for the cameras as he crossed the tryline, only to have a Toulouse player nick the ball off him before he grounded it.
They hooked him to the pine straight after. Confidence busted.
Comedy Gold

Tender wrote:Now wetting myself at Freddie Burns showboating and smiling for the cameras as he crossed the tryline, only to have a Toulouse player nick the ball off him before he grounded it.
They hooked him to the pine straight after. Confidence busted.
Comedy Gold

Howler of the ages.... hopefully King Billy has his phone switched off at the moment

You wouldn't wish a moment like that on your worst enemy

WeeWorld wrote:You wouldn't wish a moment like that on your worst enemy

I love it to happen to Chris Ashton.

WeeWorld wrote:You wouldn't wish a moment like that on your worst enemy

I would. I’d never tire of seeing it happen to any Mexican. Especially if it cost the game, as Freddie’s did.

Quality moment Thanks for the heads up. Just in and managed to catch it on 4+1.

Hope Billy et al were watching. Salutary lesson for all showboaters, Stockcube included.

Don’t tell Baggy, but the Catalan flag is being waved at Spanners

WeeWorld wrote:You wouldn't wish a moment like that on your worst enemy

I can think of 23 Leicester players I'd wish it upon this very day, you dimwit.

First things first... who's dancing on Twitter this week?

We're about to find out if our wee team can play some territory and a bit of "stick it up yer jumper".

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Tender wrote:Don’t tell Baggy, but the Catalan flag is being waved at Spanners

Do me a wee favour Tender, stride round hit the miscreant a slap in the teeth, hurl him down on the point of the step and kerb-stomp the teeth out the back of his neck. He probably supports Trevor Brennan forbye.

Cheers Pal.

Tough half, scrum being the difference between the teams.