The Esportif mafia is at the centre of much UR.. They will search out any Saffer with one good leg and also specialise in injured emergency replacements as well letting us have Bryn and much more...Dave wrote:Wonder is he on here?Cockatrice wrote:Change of subject but nonetheless in my opinion somewhat systematic of some of the problems we bring upon ourselves at UR albeit this one looks non rugby..
At the match on Saturday I happened to stumble across one of the Press Photographers on the pitch side move to the side to take some pics as Ruan as he came off.... When he moved back to behind the goal he was confronted and challenged ay another Press Photographer.. now under normal circumstances one might expect that all photographers to be equal however not the case at UR where it appears one photographer has control over others...
It is part of the Ulster Way... to sleep with your cousin and keep everything within the family so to speak.. the photographer was getting quite a pasting as I listened to a stern lecture in you will do what I allow you to do or else... nothing to do with the team but as I say systematic of the Ulster Way and how things operate within the operation... you can then be a director of connected business and reach out and get your fingers into all sorts of pies.. probably own the copyright to the badge even.. anyhow off subject.
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Ladyboys V Leinster
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Currently studying Stage 5 (level3) at IRFU
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A huge highlight of my day was the mini rugby. One memory stands out in the particular. A young lad with downs syndrome for Portadown scored a try on the Prom end. He got a massive roar from the crowd and give the crowd a wave. Fair play to the mini coaches everywhere.
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Yes I saw that too, it was a lovely moment.
Unrelated, but I wasn't far away from pip. He was laughing throughout the game. Usually at some wisecrack made by some clown nearby. A far cry from the time he left Spanners with his hood up, looking a bit lost.
Unrelated, but I wasn't far away from pip. He was laughing throughout the game. Usually at some wisecrack made by some clown nearby. A far cry from the time he left Spanners with his hood up, looking a bit lost.
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I might have been a bit harsh on Diack in my initial assessment of the game. Upon watching it back on iplayer I thought he, Warwick, Herring and AOC all raised their game. Treaders and Reidy we're again excellent. We contained a much vaunted Leinster pack. How many fecks they had I don't know. Apart from Ringer, the Leinster backs were mince. When does Jonno get here?
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Lineout. Unreal
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Also I'm not sure what Rodders did to offend everyone. Inspected a few rucks but made a few reasonable carries and scrum was good. He dropped one pass but we had a pen advantage and then scored a try from the resulting play.
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I'm expecting to see a few of these from Rodders next season
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XikMWo3zNmE
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XikMWo3zNmE
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He spilt my pint.
He is World Champion Ruck Inspector.
He moves slower than time when you're 5yrs old.
He's the least fit player I've ever seen. Marcell moves faster on crutches.
He became bigger and slower as the season progressed.
If Rugby was like Mercan Football, we could wheel him out just for the scrums, which is about the only thing he's any way decent at and that's only because of his bulk, but it isn't and we can't, so if he's on the field during the majority of the game it hinders us because, not only are we a player down, he actually gets in the way.
He is World Champion Ruck Inspector.
He moves slower than time when you're 5yrs old.
He's the least fit player I've ever seen. Marcell moves faster on crutches.
He became bigger and slower as the season progressed.
If Rugby was like Mercan Football, we could wheel him out just for the scrums, which is about the only thing he's any way decent at and that's only because of his bulk, but it isn't and we can't, so if he's on the field during the majority of the game it hinders us because, not only are we a player down, he actually gets in the way.
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Did you ever see Deccie Fitz play? Herbst is the slowest player in the squad.Tighter End wrote:He spilt my pint.
He is World Champion Ruck Inspector.
He moves slower than time when you're 5yrs old.
He's the least fit player I've ever seen. Marcell moves faster on crutches.
He became bigger and slower as the season progressed.
If Rugby was like Mercan Football, we could wheel him out just for the scrums, which is about the only thing he's any way decent at and that's only because of his bulk, but it isn't and we can't, so if he's on the field during the majority of the game it hinders us because, not only are we a player down, he actually gets in the way.
Rod is probably the laziest.
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Rod is a good player
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Yes Russ...yes.
I remember Deccie Fitz gurning about being fined for turning up late for training. I was partaking of the demon at the time and told him he deserved it as we were trying to be professional,
I did feel a bit of a Ashton when he explained his flight had been delayed with technical problems and he had told the powers the same thing.
Herbst is the slowest player recorded on the tracker. It can't be calibrated to measure how slow Rodders moves.
During the summer break Rodders is going to New Zealand to be measured against the Fox Glazier.
I remember Deccie Fitz gurning about being fined for turning up late for training. I was partaking of the demon at the time and told him he deserved it as we were trying to be professional,
I did feel a bit of a Ashton when he explained his flight had been delayed with technical problems and he had told the powers the same thing.
Herbst is the slowest player recorded on the tracker. It can't be calibrated to measure how slow Rodders moves.
During the summer break Rodders is going to New Zealand to be measured against the Fox Glazier.
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Never change pal. Near shat mesel at the fox glazier bit.Tighter End wrote:Yes Russ...yes.
I remember Deccie Fitz gurning about being fined for turning up late for training. I was partaking of the demon at the time and told him he deserved it as we were trying to be professional,
I did feel a bit of a Ashton when he explained his flight had been delayed with technical problems and he had told the powers the same thing.
Herbst is the slowest player recorded on the tracker. It can't be calibrated to measure how slow Rodders moves.
During the summer break Rodders is going to New Zealand to be measured against the Fox Glazier.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Luckily I had just partaken of a leisurely morning dump so was able to take the Fox Glacier in my stride...... rather than, in my strides.Dave wrote:Never change pal. Near shat mesel at the fox glazier bit.Tighter End wrote:Yes Russ...yes.
I remember Deccie Fitz gurning about being fined for turning up late for training. I was partaking of the demon at the time and told him he deserved it as we were trying to be professional,
I did feel a bit of a Ashton when he explained his flight had been delayed with technical problems and he had told the powers the same thing.
Herbst is the slowest player recorded on the tracker. It can't be calibrated to measure how slow Rodders moves.
During the summer break Rodders is going to New Zealand to be measured against the Fox Glazier.
I believe that Rodders is rather like the seeds of a sequoia, they lie dormant for 20/30 years waiting for a forest fire to start their 2000 year span of growing enormous. Gibbes amongst the several pressing tasks I have assigned to him, will be the fire on Rodder's seeds, otherwise he'll be speaking an octave or three towards the shrill end of the scale, rather in the manner of Alan Ball.
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Is this a window to the future?....Or a new fake t.v. prog?Tighter End wrote:Yes Russ...yes.
I remember Deccie Fitz gurning about being fined for turning up late for training. I was partaking of the demon at the time and told him he deserved it as we were trying to be professional,
I did feel a bit of a Ashton when he explained his flight had been delayed with technical problems and he had told the powers the same thing.
Herbst is the slowest player recorded on the tracker. It can't be calibrated to measure how slow Rodders moves.
During the summer break Rodders is going to New Zealand to be measured against the Fox Glazier.
Smear me in chocolate and throw me to the Lesbians.
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Much to highbrow for TV.
If I can get him to BBQ something, over a fire using wood from a Sequoia, we could have Gusher doing the voice-overs, Joe Lindsay could present. The tension would be ramped up when
RAY tries to outrun the glazier, while eating a burger.
Baggy and myself would obviously have to tag along as creative directors.
This TV shyte is a breeze.
If I can get him to BBQ something, over a fire using wood from a Sequoia, we could have Gusher doing the voice-overs, Joe Lindsay could present. The tension would be ramped up when
RAY tries to outrun the glazier, while eating a burger.
Baggy and myself would obviously have to tag along as creative directors.
This TV shyte is a breeze.
Support the Team, not the regime
Guinness is Good For You.
Guinness is Good For You.