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Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:30 pm
by HwoodMike2umate
OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 4:32 pm
by ColinM
HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
You go straight in there, we'll be right behind you.
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:39 pm
by Rooster
HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
Oak, pine or a cardboard box ?
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:51 pm
by big mervyn
Rooster wrote:HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
Oak, pine or a cardboard box ?
No need for that. I'll make sure HWM doesn't kill him.
Trev should feel right at home. The stout's crap at Ravers too
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 3:14 pm
by BaggyTrousers
HwoodMike2umate wrote:OK BT , back to the 6 Nations Night then.
In the unlikely event that Trevor Brennan has the cheek to turn up on Tuesday night
with my 2 missing flegs, will you all help me get them off him?
Discuss.
I've yet to fear a Milkman or breadserver or whatever Trevor did before becoming a bully so I make you this promise HWM, if Brennan turns up on Tuesday night with your two flegs, before I leave the ground I shall prise them from his cold dead hand and return them to you.
I sense some sniggering at this suggestion, how could an old fart closing in on 60 doff a thug like Brennan, a violent man with a 20 plus year age advantage. Well as I type right handed my left hand is inserting two cricket ball sized ballbearings into a woollen sock to form what the Judge will refer to as a "cosh", it is my weapon of choice, another David favoured a slingshot to bring down a giant, I prefer the cosh.
I can already sense the satisfying THUNK as it renders Brennan's skull to mere bone fragments and he slumps to the floor of the Premium lounge, where like Beethoven he will start decomposing. I daresay UR will have no objection if I don't bother clearing up the claret and we can put this 7 year outrage to bed.
The things I do for Ulster rugby
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 4:38 pm
by eeyore
HwoodMike2umate wrote:We didn't give away 2 of our 4 Ulster flegs in Leicester. They were either stolen as we celebrated post match or we just lost them.
Having stood beside you throughout the Leicester match, I proffer that you just lost them.
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Sat Feb 01, 2014 11:35 pm
by BaggyTrousers
eeyore wrote:HwoodMike2umate wrote:We didn't give away 2 of our 4 Ulster flegs in Leicester. They were either stolen as we celebrated post match or we just lost them.
Having stood beside you throughout the Leicester match, I proffer that you just lost them.
OK, have just dismantled the cosh.
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 3:37 pm
by URSC Secretary
To add to the fun on Tuesday night there will be a pocket money ballot[/b for any youngsters attending the URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players night. Tickets for the ballot will be 50p each and will be open to juniors only.
Prizes for this ballot will be:
Brian O'Driscoll signed Ireland training shirt
Ireland away shirt
Stade Francais shirt
Bayonne away shirt
- all in children's sizes
So come along, hear what the players have to say, and maybe win yourself a prize!
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:03 pm
by Kofi Annan
URSC Secretary wrote:To add to the fun on Tuesday night there will be a pocket money ballot[/b for any youngsters attending the URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players night. Tickets for the ballot will be 50p each and will be open to juniors only.
Prizes for this ballot will be:
Brian O'Driscoll signed Ireland training shirt
Ireland away shirt
Stade Francais shirt
Bayonne away shirt
- all in children's sizes
So come along, hear what the players have to say, and maybe win yourself a prize!
Get in there pipster
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:26 pm
by damianmcr
Came on to post that Kofi. Well done.
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 2:46 pm
by HwoodMike2umate
Will the bar be open?
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:26 pm
by URSC Secretary
HWM
No....though we may provide coke.....gratis....
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 3:27 pm
by Russ
URSC Secretary wrote:HWM
No....though we may provide coke.....gratis....
Will remember my rolled up £20
sent from my crozier
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:51 pm
by URSC Secretary
Just to remind everyone about tonight's event:
Opportunity to buy ballot tickets from 7pm
Opportunities for player autographs & photographs from around 7.15pm
Q&A starts at 7.30pm sharp.
Opportunities for player autographs & photographs & ballots drawn around 9pm.
Finish around 9.30pm
Meanwhile any questions those not going want me to put to the players?
Re: URSC 6 Nations Meet the Players Night
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 5:43 pm
by Kofi Annan
Yes, could you ask big Stevie :
Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?
Callum Black:
Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?
Ruan;
Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or live ten 100-year lives?
Thank you