The UAFC

How much is money?

Dave wrote:I have a bit of paper.

I have 89 BTC

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BaggyTrousers wrote:Meanwhile, Tory ministers continue to fu'ck up, Fallon a racing pervert, Priti Patel goes on a wee secret visit to the government of terrorist state Israel,

Useless fact: Chaim Herzog, the longest serving president of Israel (1983 - 1993) was in fact an Ulsterman. Born in Belfast in 1918 and lived in Clifton Park Avenue.
Every day's a school day!

Russ wrote:

Dave wrote:I have a bit of paper.

I have 89 BTC

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I have my own post-it.

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:You are such a silly boy Russ, do you understand accounting? Do you understand even the very basics of what can be done to the gross profit figure to reduce the net profit in all manner of ways, and that even assumes that the gross profit figure is remotely accurate.

I’d think you might find all manner of interesting payments for as we now know, the Royal Family appears to use the Al Capone method of financial propriety.

Im a qualified accountant

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I didn't ask if you had a bit of paper, I asked do you understand it. If so then you will understand that your statement was theoretical bullshite. You will also understand that your profession is morally bankrupt.

Im a qualified accountant. I am not an accountant

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I think that's what Baggy just said

Russ wrote:

Dave wrote:I have a bit of paper.

I have 89 BTC

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Will you be disbarred/dethroned/disrobed/deflowered when you get scooped for withholding information when you next touch down at the harbour?

Dave wrote:
In the good old days if they fancied a nice bit of land they could just take it. Like 'oh that country is nice - give it me!'

A lot of wealthy people today owe it to land seized by their ancestors in yesteryear.

True and very apt to mention that here given the relatively recent history of Ulster.

Shan wrote:

Dave wrote:
In the good old days if they fancied a nice bit of land they could just take it. Like 'oh that country is nice - give it me!'

A lot of wealthy people today owe it to land seized by their ancestors in yesteryear.

True and very apt to mention that here given the relatively recent history of Ulster.

This place is full of planters.

Shan wrote:

Dave wrote:
In the good old days if they fancied a nice bit of land they could just take it. Like 'oh that country is nice - give it me!'

A lot of wealthy people today owe it to land seized by their ancestors in yesteryear.

True and very apt to mention that here given the relatively recent history of Ulster.

What about all the Fitzwanker Norman blow ins?

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:You are such a silly boy Russ, do you understand accounting? Do you understand even the very basics of what can be done to the gross profit figure to reduce the net profit in all manner of ways, and that even assumes that the gross profit figure is remotely accurate.

I’d think you might find all manner of interesting payments for as we now know, the Royal Family appears to use the Al Capone method of financial propriety.

Im a qualified accountant

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I didn't ask if you had a bit of paper, I asked do you understand it. If so then you will understand that your statement was theoretical bullshite. You will also understand that your profession is morally bankrupt.

Im a qualified accountant. I am not an accountant

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So you got the certificate........................... but you're shyte at it? Is that it?

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:You are such a silly boy Russ, do you understand accounting? Do you understand even the very basics of what can be done to the gross profit figure to reduce the net profit in all manner of ways, and that even assumes that the gross profit figure is remotely accurate.

I’d think you might find all manner of interesting payments for as we now know, the Royal Family appears to use the Al Capone method of financial propriety.

Im a qualified accountant

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I didn't ask if you had a bit of paper, I asked do you understand it. If so then you will understand that your statement was theoretical bullshite. You will also understand that your profession is morally bankrupt.

Im a qualified accountant. I am not an accountant

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So you got the certificate........................... but you're shyte at it? Is that it?

No and no

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mid ulster maestro wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Meanwhile, Tory ministers continue to fu'ck up, Fallon a racing pervert, Priti Patel goes on a wee secret visit to the government of terrorist state Israel,

Useless fact: Chaim Herzog, the longest serving president of Israel (1983 - 1993) was in fact an Ulsterman. Born in Belfast in 1918 and lived in Clifton Park Avenue.
Every day's a school day!

Sadly this has not added to my knowledge MUM, but I reckon it has helped many.

I am gratified that tolerably pretty Priti has resigned having apparently been less than frank (told a shitload of lies) with PM Mayactuallysurvive (because the rest are falling one by one) - about the number and detail of her meetings with the 5x2s.

So Ms Patel's idea of filtering money into the Israeli Army for (humanitarian work in the Golan Heights, aka killing Arabs) may now not come to fruition, though of course her immediate boss, Mad Boris, the man with the flapping bake who gets Brits a top up 5 years on their Iranian jail sentence.

Russ wrote:No and no

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I wish we could just get Trump and Kim to meet behind the bike sheds and get it over with. Two f-ckwits.

Why would Kim Jong-un insult me by calling me "old," when I would NEVER call him "short and fat?" Oh well, I try so hard to be his friend - and maybe someday that will happen!

mid ulster maestro wrote: Useless fact: Chaim Herzog, the longest serving president of Israel (1983 - 1993) was in fact an Ulsterman. Born in Belfast in 1918 and lived in Clifton Park Avenue.
Every day's a school day!

The lost tribe.