Hounds of Ulster

[WOLF]

Sorry Wolf,

Drink to blame I'm afraid I was standing in the queue for the toilets at the far end of the terrace at half time when one of the hounds managed to tip a pint down my back.

As I'm a small lad I wasn't going to confront him as he was with two others they just walked on. I missed the second half as I went home for a shower.

Then got drunk and posted that on here.

So if that makes my a c**t or whatever to other posters I'd like to see how they would have reacted

KDM85, sorry to hear you got a wet back, but as we were all seated in the Main Stand and were nowhere near the terrace I'd like to know how you have concluded it was us?

http://www.ulsterrugby.com/tickets/stadium_layout.php

[AintNothinButa]

So at halftime one of the hounds got up out of his seat in section b of the main stand and walked to the toilets furthest from him and poured a pint over some unfortunate chap? Yeh right!

[Cap'n Grumpy]

how do you know it was us.

I'd like to know how you have concluded it was us?

Sure the dogs on the street know who you are ..... and they told him

[BaggyTrousers]

Didn't hear then hounds seen a flag they should have sent more than one member

Sorry, with my perfect command of the English language I sometimes struggle with some people's pidgin English. Could some kind soul please translate this into something intelligible? I know the poor chap had a pint down his back but unless it short-circuited his fuse-bax I really can't explain how he came to right this.

[BaggyTrousers]

You're quite the poet yourself, kofi.

Maybe you should take over from Fred as the poet laurie ate[/quote]

Absolutely Brilliant Cap'n [/quote]

Brilliant ?????????????????

For sure Skipper is a funny cove, but repeating the last line of Kofi's fine poem really isn't brilliant

Fair play to Cap'n but Kofi gets my award of kudos for his splendid canine tale. [/quote]

Thanks for pointing that out again Baggy - if you go back to Page 2 of this thread you'll notice I did (finally) notice my own mistake (with the Cap'n's help) and gave credit where it's due - but sure if it makes you feel better feel free to keep pointing it out [/quote]

You are very welcome but if you expect me to wade through your drivel to see the latest update on your every position, I fear you are in for a frustrating and unrewarding time.

You appear to be suffering from delusions of grandeur, your posts really aren't that fascinating, still do keep at it, I'd hate to put anyone off their stroke.

You seem to be as sensitive as poor old Mr Wolf who appears to have taken Kofi's banter too close to his heart for a comfortable life.

I am acquainted with a hound or two and am well pleased at their continued existence, but toughen up Wolf ould son.

You too rovi.

Good luck with that lads.

[ColinM]

Seems to have seen one 'hound' yet that one hound who poured a pint of perfectly drinkable nectar was with two others

[bazzaj]

Sorry Wolf,

Drink to blame I'm afraid I was standing in the queue for the toilets at the far end of the terrace at half time when one of the hounds managed to tip a pint down my back.

As I'm a small lad I wasn't going to confront him as he was with two others they just walked on. I missed the second half as I went home for a shower.

Then got drunk and posted that on here.

So if that makes my a c**t or whatever to other posters I'd like to see how they would have reacted

KDM85, sorry to hear you got a wet back, but as we were all seated in the Main Stand and were nowhere near the terrace I'd like to know how you have concluded it was us?

http://www.ulsterrugby.com/tickets/stadium_layout.php

Sorry KDM85 I wasnt refering to your inital post.
Like Baggy I didnt really know what you were on about to be honest.
Another poster had refered to the hounds as being boring and out for self promotion which is what upset Wolf and myself, dog related poems aside.

[TheSnapper]

Seems the Hounds had a great night in Aintnothinbuts gaff in Bangor- upon- Sea

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[AintNothinButa]

Seems the Hounds had a great night in Aintnothinbuts gaff in Bangor- upon- Sea

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Good one Snapper!

[hound]

Love the photo Snapper.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

What about these Hounds of Ulster spotted (or should that be striped?) in Castres at the weekend?

The one on the left has since started a course of anti-rabies shots after being in contact with the other three!

[General Prom]

Sorry Wolf,

Drink to blame I'm afraid I was standing in the queue for the toilets at the far end of the terrace at half time when one of the hounds managed to tip a pint down my back.

As I'm a small lad I wasn't going to confront him as he was with two others they just walked on. I missed the second half as I went home for a shower.

Then got drunk and posted that on here.

So if that makes my a c**t or whatever to other posters I'd like to see how they would have reacted

Should have stopped at "Sorry Wolf".

[General Prom]

What about these Hounds of Ulster spotted (or should that be striped?) in Castres at the weekend?

The one on the left has since started a course of anti-rabies shots after being in contact with the other three!

Yo Wolf Cub......... Spot the real Hound of Ulster...... AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

The General.

[General Prom]

By the way Grumps.............. You're DEAD!!!!!!!!

[Cap'n Grumpy]

By the way Grumps.............. You're DEAD!!!!!!!!

I know - or so you keep telling me .....


..... but I keep on breathing