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Subman? Presume that must be Cave under the costume then.

I'm told Easter is in town.

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

Did you misunderstand a Ballymena man who was referring to Easterby?

LegsLikeSausages wrote:

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

Did you misunderstand a Ballymena man who was referring to Easterby?

I spake fluent Ballymena.

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

What for?

Dave wrote:

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

What for?

Why was I told; or why is he in town?

I heard Easter left town.

BR wrote:

Dave wrote:

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

What for?

Why was I told; or why is he in town?

Both

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

As in Nick Easter ?
Top notch lad I have heard, really good worker with players in explaining anything he thinks they should improve on and how to do that.

BaggyTrousers wrote:I heard Easter left town.

Was he here for three days and then magically vanished? You will get crucified for saying that if it is not true.

Rooster wrote:

BR wrote:I'm told Easter is in town.

As in Nick Easter ?
Top notch lad I have heard, really good worker with players in explaining anything he thinks they should improve on and how to do that.

Yip

Dave wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:I heard Easter left town.

Was he here for three days and then magically vanished? You will get crucified for saying that if it is not true.

In a little hilltop village, they gambled for my clothes, I asked them for salvation an' she gave me a lethal dose. I offered up my innocence and I got repaid with scorn, "Come in," she said "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

Suddenly I turned around and she was standing there, with silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair, she walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns, "Come in," she said "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

Well, I'm living in a foreign country, but I'm bound to cross the line. Beauty walks a razor's edge someday I'll make it mine. If I could only turn back the clock to when God and her were born "Come in," she said "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

(Borrowed from R Zimmerman, precis by B Trousers aka The Jesus of Suburbia, so far uncrucified.)

it wouldn’t be the first time Baggy had something banged into him. It won’t even fizz on our Stigmata Septicturdarian.

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Dave wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:I heard Easter left town.

Was he here for three days and then magically vanished? You will get crucified for saying that if it is not true.

In a little hilltop village, they gambled for my clothes, I asked them for salvation an' she gave me a lethal dose. I offered up my innocence and I got repaid with scorn, "Come in," she said "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

Suddenly I turned around and she was standing there, with silver bracelets on her wrists and flowers in her hair, she walked up to me so gracefully and took my crown of thorns, "Come in," she said "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

Well, I'm living in a foreign country, but I'm bound to cross the line. Beauty walks a razor's edge someday I'll make it mine. If I could only turn back the clock to when God and her were born "Come in," she said "I'll give ya shelter from the storm"

(Borrowed from R Zimmerman, precis by B Trousers aka The Jesus of Suburbia, so far uncrucified.)

Love it . He's fond of a biblical allusion is Mr Z:

Now, I've heard of a guy who lived a long time ago
A man full of sorrow and strife
Whenever someone around him died and was dead
He knew how to bring 'em on back to life
Well, I don't know what kind of language he used
Or if they do that kind of thing anymore
Sometimes I think nobody ever saw me here at all
Except the girl from the Red River shore

Sold out once he paid his lecky bill