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Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

Idiots with selfie sticks. I came across a disgruntlement of this fecktards - I believe that is the collective noun for selfieists though perhaps an entitlement of selfieists would have been better- on a visit to the marvellous Bioparc in Valencia yesterday.

Cretins, morons and gowlbegs trying to take pictures of themselves juxtaposed with sundry mammals. I hope most died in crashes on the way home, were robbed of their phones at knifepoint and were bitchslapped by their assailants or simply dropped their electronic devices in a convenient swimming pool.

It is almost becoming a waste of time visiting anything remotely interesting. I think fondly back to an incident in Sevilla last August when I prevented a horde of Japs from taking their desired vantage point for a full 15 minutes. Their increasingly loud babble in that shriekie little language was music to my ears as their impeccable Japanese good manners prevented them from actually asking me to stop dominating the bridge. Brought back memories of frustrating the little blighters in their march through SE Asia in WWII.

"shriekie little language "

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WhiteKnightoftheWeld wrote:"shriekie little language "

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Banzai, aaaaaaaaaaaaasooooooooooooo. Yeah shriekie annoying shortarsed gowls bedecked with electronica.

BaggyTrousers wrote:Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

Not a lot to see, but apparently it's very picturesque!
Still worth the trip, if only to stock up on great meat from Hanon's and if your having in-laws around for a BBQ, you can get a fair selection of pig flesh in plastic, from McCartneys. Other than that, it's a name on a motorway sign.

BaggyTrousers wrote:Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

It is worth the trip




from Dollingstown.

Tighter End wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

Not a lot to see, but apparently it's very picturesque!
Still worth the trip, if only to stock up on great meat from Hanon's and if your having in-laws around for a BBQ, you can get a fair selection of pig flesh in plastic, from McCartneys. Other than that, it's a name on a motorway sign.

How very dare you Tender, my in-laws are dead and their spawn barely house-trained, barring the very lovely Mrs T. I'm festooned with her sisters here in bloody Spain and my patience is wearing thin. Just as bloody well I'm dumping them at an airport and have a couple of days with my lovely wife to recover.

Oh hang it all...... not your fault, I know you meant well. Heat mosquitos and in-laws, eh?

BR wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

It is worth the trip




from Dollingstown.

Isn't that a satellite hamlet of the dreaded Lurgan? Why would a sane man set foot there?

It's far enough away from Buckfast Central, as to permit quick raiding parties to get good meat.
I'm told the people in Moira actually buy Milk.

BaggyTrousers wrote:

BR wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

It is worth the trip




from Dollingstown.

Isn't that a satellite hamlet of the dreaded Lurgan? Why would a sane man set foot there?

Which is precisely why Moira is worth a trip.

BR wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

BR wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:Having reached level 62 in the game of life, I've never been in Moira, may have been in those who have, but tell me, is it worth the trip or is it like the Giant's Causeway?

It is worth the trip




from Dollingstown.

Isn't that a satellite hamlet of the dreaded Lurgan? Why would a sane man set foot there?

Which is precisely why Moira is worth a trip.

Fair do.

Tell you what annoys me.... Fans that stand behind me being surprised that Louis Ludik is a class player....

Cornerfleg wrote:Tell you what annoys me.... Fans that stand behind me being surprised that Louis Ludik is a class player....

Were they just over your right shoulder perchance? There were a couple of clowns behind us on the left.

Yes....

The so called "band"