Not really one for a straight answer Grumps - ludicrous or otherwise.Cap'n Grumpy wrote:Roy Castle - a small and simple thirteenth-century fortresses in Scotland so quite possibly a lair for victims .... or not.backawaygoonahead wrote:Yes yes yes chaps this is all very well blah blah science science blah de fecking blah but I am more interested in getting an off the fence answer to my ludicrous question Grumps:
Roy Castle - Liar or Victim ?
Ask a ludicrous question, expect a ludicrous (but possibly accurate) answer.
Smoking on the Terrace
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Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you'll be a mile away and have their shoes!
Bullshit: the art of making the idiotic sound sensible.
Times I just sits and thinks, and times I just sits.
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A straight answer wouldn't be restricted to two choices, one of which was was almost certainly not true and the other one could never be proved.
As you stated - a ludicrous question.
As you stated - a ludicrous question.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
I'm just explaining why I'm right
Re: Smoking on the Terrace
Somebody sparks up a stogie most weeks just in front of me between the half way & 22 Aquinas end. I would like to give a message to this unknown gentleman (having given up the weed 7 years ago) "Boy does that smoke smell good!!".
(my guess is it's a Monte Cristo).
I suggest that Sparkie lives up to his name and carry's a lighter at all times, doing the needful along the touchline.
We are not here for a long time, just a good time.
On closing an interesting fact regarding Roy Castle that when hitting high C on his cornet, you couldn't get a credit card between the cheeks of his ar5e.(Guinness world record!!)
(my guess is it's a Monte Cristo).
I suggest that Sparkie lives up to his name and carry's a lighter at all times, doing the needful along the touchline.
We are not here for a long time, just a good time.
On closing an interesting fact regarding Roy Castle that when hitting high C on his cornet, you couldn't get a credit card between the cheeks of his ar5e.(Guinness world record!!)
I’m feeling Perky this morning. 
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Re: Smoking on the Terrace
On closing an interesting fact regarding Roy Castle that when hitting high C on his cornet, you couldn't get a credit card between the cheeks of his ar5e.(Guinness world record!!)
Dedication's what you need if you wanna be a record breaker!
Dedication's what you need if you wanna be a record breaker!