Kimble world??

Tighthead Prod · Post by **Tighthead Prod** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:07 am

Cap'n - a bit like whether there was gravity before Newton ''discovered'' it !!! And with that thought I will retire for the night.

ps if one was minded to look for you tomorrow night how would you describe yourself to one ??

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:02 am

Tighty

My description of me probably wouldn't help you recognise me!

However, if you see someone wearing a white Ulster shirt from a couple of seasons ago over their coat and it has my moniker on the back - that'll be me. (It's XXL to fit over any coat I possess). I will probably take refuge in the beer tent as long as possible tonight (terrace side) in view of the weather. With that weather in mind, I will probably be wearing a large quilted puffer style coat which will make my usual racing-snake-like figure seem unusually large. I will otherwise be at the half-way line on terrace side, 2nd barrier (or 3rd, or 4th or ....)

Look forward to meeting you if that's possible. Tok will almost certainly be in attendance, as will a few others either on the terrace or in the tent, who may or may not want to have their covers blown.

Dewi Barnes · Post by **Dewi Barnes** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 10:57 am

Is this an editorial meeting without me being invited?

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:10 am

According to the agenda I received, YOU were the only topic for discussion!

Would be more than happy to meet at last!

Dewi Barnes · Post by **Dewi Barnes** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 11:33 am

With all these (hidden) agendas you are getting worse than Dead Ball.

I'll see if I can persuade my friends to slum it for a while before the game. Make sure the heaters are on and have the fur stoles ready in case I do make an appearance.

Tighthead Prod · Post by **Tighthead Prod** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 12:24 pm

Tighthead Prod wrote:
ps if one was minded to look for you tomorrow night how would you describe yourself to one ??

Dewi, I think an editorial meeting ''on the sly'' would require slightly more organisation than this !!!

Definitley, you have been ''smitt'' with DB's paranoia bug big time

Grumpy - what's the weather like in Balfaste - qiute bright down here in the ''southern border region''

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:02 pm

Still very overcast & grey. No rain at the mo. Wind easing slightly.

(I think we got away with it with Stewi)

rugbymunchkin · Post by **rugbymunchkin** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 1:12 pm

Yup tis raining lightly now around the regions of Queens and the Ormeau Embankment at the PE centre. I got wet comin from exam doggamit!

colinh · Post by **colinh** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:45 pm

Weather forcast for tonight is

To be cold but dry. Temp with wind chill is to be -1 with 26 - 40 percent cloud and a 10mph wind.

Colin

Freddie Benson · Post by **Freddie Benson** » Fri Jan 13, 2006 4:50 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/24hr.shtml?id=1302

bogboy · Post by **bogboy** » Sat Jan 14, 2006 6:01 pm

Capt and there was me thinkin the shirt was XXXL to fit over the head

I really do know how "to win friends and influence poeple" must have gone to the University of Oddballs

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 8:25 am

Four Year Record Falls.

More than one record fell this weekend following Ulster's historic away win at Treviso. For the first time in FRUâ€™s history, Stewi failed to do a satirical piece on MB usersâ€™ gripes within minutes of the game finishing.

This week Stewi did not get his opus published until â€¦â€¦.. well, not at all actually. A full 3 and a half days after the end of the game and weâ€™re still waiting. For nearly four whole days the rest of the message board regulars had to content themselves with sub standard pieces by the likes of ballpark on the UR and UAFC boards.

The FRU says that this woeful performance is symptomatic of the demise in Ulster Rugby supporters standards. The demise that has seen the URSC being incapable of organising a pi$h up in a rugby club.

Next thing you know SCOOP will be getting our copy out first â€“ and everybody knows how slow we are!

Surely that would never happen!

Dewi Barnes · Post by **Dewi Barnes** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 9:40 am

That was soo funny you had to say it twice Cap'n.

The FRU will be back on Friday with Exclusive Photos and Interviews from the Team Hotel and maybe some SCOOP stuff as well?

Cap'n Grumpy · Post by **Cap'n Grumpy** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 10:19 am

Well, the original that I plagiarised only said it once and wasn't funny, but it did say it for twice as long!

the original kimble · Post by **the original kimble** » Wed Jan 25, 2006 1:57 pm

Funny â€“ Iâ€™m in Kinks laughingâ€¦â€¦

Iâ€™m so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for FRU

I was a lonely soul
I had nobody till I met FRU
But you keep-a me waiting
All of the time
What can I do?

Itâ€™s your site
And you can do what you want
Do what you like
But please donâ€™t keep-a me waiting
Please donâ€™t keep-a me waiting

â€™cause Iâ€™m so tired
Tired of waiting
Tired of waiting for FRU

tok