The UAFC

URSC Secretary wrote:Mobile phone left behind at yesterday's event. If it is yours contact Anita at Ulster Rugby at Ravenhill.

just checked not one of mine

Kofi Annan wrote:Yes, could you ask big Stevie :

Would you rather...
Have a vagina on your forehead?
Or have a row of penises down your back like a stegosaurus?

Callum Black:

Would you rather...
Fart popcorn?
Or have your past and future web browsing history available to everyone?

Ruan;

Would you rather...
Live one 1,000-year life?
Or live ten 100-year lives?

Thank you

Any feedback

Yep - Stevie said that a stegasaurus didn't actually have a row of penises down its back, and to stop asking stupid questions .......... so I stopped ......

For the avoidance of any doubt there was no sign of either Trevor Brennan or my 2 missing flegs from the
Leicester v Ulster game.

Fleg update - purchased 4 new yella flegs at the wee Red White and Blue shop opposite the Con Club yesterday - should be £5 each but got 4 for £18 cash. Happy days.

HwoodMike2umate wrote:For the avoidance of any doubt there was no sign of either Trevor Brennan or my 2 missing flegs from the
Leicester v Ulster game.

Fleg update - purchased 4 new yella flegs at the wee Red White and Blue shop opposite the Con Club yesterday - should be £5 each but got 4 for £18 cash. Happy days.

Were you there ? Didn't hear the normal cheerleaders question is why I ask.

Wee were standing at the back. Spent £5 on ballot tickets but won nothing.
Junior says I'm not allowed to ask Cheerleader ?'s any more.

I contemplated asking "I'm told that Trevor Brennan trys to run a pub and a travel business in his enforced retirement from the game, neither of which I use. Do any of the Panel have equally dubious retirement plans?"
but Junior said no to that too.