The UAFC

BaggyTrousers wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:I think Nigel deserves it more than Zebo.
Zebo was being a bit of a tool but Owens made a mountain out of it.

Yes, you would think that given you are the drippings of a ***. In other news, nobody gives a feck what you think, the committee & the democratic process are all that matters on this thread.


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Foulmouthed lesser pensioned tít migrates north to winter on the shores of Belfast lough

WeeWorld wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:I think Nigel deserves it more than Zebo.
Zebo was being a bit of a tool but Owens made a mountain out of it.

Yes, you would think that given you are the drippings of a ***. In other news, nobody gives a feck what you think, the committee & the democratic process are all that matters on this thread.


***(copyright B Behan)

Foulmouthed lesser pensioned tít migrates north to winter on the shores of Belfast lough

Shirely he's the gammon, brexiteer poster boy you have been praying for (not baggy)?

#freetommy

Looks like he’s shifted a few gammons in his day . More chins than a ...sure just fill in the rest

jackthelad wrote:http://newsthump.com/2018/10/23/hard-br ... -435925581

James dyson is in favour of UK manufacturing the way our foulmouthed lesser pensioned tít is in favour of taxation.

WeeWorld wrote:

jackthelad wrote:http://newsthump.com/2018/10/23/hard-br ... -435925581

James dyson is in favour of UK manufacturing the way our foulmouthed lesser pensioned tít is in favour of taxation.

Why do you keep up this embarrassing bollix? He said he paid his tax in full.

Dave wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:

jackthelad wrote:http://newsthump.com/2018/10/23/hard-br ... -435925581

James dyson is in favour of UK manufacturing the way our foulmouthed lesser pensioned tít is in favour of taxation.

Why do you keep up this embarrassing bollix? He said he paid his tax in full.

That's right Dave, he's paid all taxes due as have Amazon.

WeeWorld wrote:
That's right Dave, he's paid all taxes due as have Amazon.

Also as much as any other citizen. Do you expect Baggy to pay tax that isn't due?

Fact. None of us PAYE cnuts can avoid tax to any significant degree. Most of what is left on pay/pension day goes on VAT, fuel/booze/tobacco duty, rates, Insurance Premium tax, vehicle tax, air passenger duty, stamp duty. Add on capital gains if you make a few bob on an investment and inheritance tax when you snuff it.

Baggy - one pill a day — on a regular basis — so far but if I over do the joy juice - a couple more might be needed .

Must say my thunderorifice doesn’t qualify as a - - - t unless your volunteering to massage the old prostate and as long as it is just your finger — as I said to my doctor — we will remain friends .


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rumncoke wrote:Baggy - one pill a day — on a regular basis — so far but if I over do the joy juice - a couple more might be needed .

Must say my thunderorifice doesn’t qualify as a - - - t unless your volunteering to massage the old prostate and as long as it is just your finger — as I said to my doctor — we will remain friends .


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Good for you Ron'n, personally I take 7 a day to keep body & soul together and unlike you lucky residents of the vile wee statelet, I pay hard earned euros for my meds, though of course, I am happy to do as the rest of the people of Spain do.

If it helps Ron'n I'll happily jab a finger up your dungbax, I'm not only as gay as the next man, I am not at all squeamish, sure if you have an ould boil that needs squeezing, I'm your man for that too. .............. but LOOK, I'm not changing any nappies, capiche?

WeeWorld wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

WeeWorld wrote:I think Nigel deserves it more than Zebo.
Zebo was being a bit of a tool but Owens made a mountain out of it.

Yes, you would think that given you are the drippings of a ***. In other news, nobody gives a feck what you think, the committee & the democratic process are all that matters on this thread.


***(copyright B Behan)

Foulmouthed lesser pensioned tít migrates north to winter on the shores of Belfast lough

Idiot. You really aren't any good at this craic, are you? People keep trying to help you out, but no, you just blunder on like a . G'wan you fool, go on up the yard and stop annoying the adults.

Is that you in the pic? The face is vaguely familiar but a bit of a lardy ballix mind you. Are you a chubster sonny?

big mervyn wrote:

big mervyn wrote:

Deraless wrote:

rumncoke wrote:Surely the title for the Thread should be "Ballix of the Week" since little can't be named and therefor not included--- although Thunder may be the wrong adjective --

Surely her "see you next Tuesday" is so big it has its own weather system?

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Indeed and it's much drier than you'd expect https://www.worldweatheronline.com/Warr ... ig/tr.aspx

Tcch! The vagaries of the swearchecker. Baggy's thread title passes muster but the url for the weather in a beautiful Turkish village gets the Gatland treatment

https://www.accuweather.com/en/ru/vagin ... st/2496095
https://www.worldweatheronline.com/fann ... ia/us.aspx

That second one must be the place John Denver was writing about!

As his aeroplane plunged to the ground!