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OK, so if I understand this properly, God is the fu@kwit who walked off for a coffee and left his blowtorch on? Ergo God is a fecktard.big mervyn wrote:On a similar theme
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Isn't it just so amusing that many very stupid people believe that their God hates all the same things that they hate themselves.
Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.
Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples.
Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.
Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples.
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Gen3:3Shan wrote:Isn't it just so amusing that many very stupid people believe that their God hates all the same things that they hate themselves.
Folau for example has convinced himself that you cannot be a follower of Jesus if you drink alcohol and go clubbing. I seem to recall there was a story about Jesus being at some party, noticing it was dying in terms of atmosphere and producing lots of alcohol to get it going again(I may have used some of my own interpretation here ). That suggest that Jesus is both in favour of clubbing and alcohol and that Folau is not a Christian at all as he defies Jesus with his beliefs and judgements. A silly clown would be a better way to describe him while retaining one's civility.
Folau apparently doesn't like smoking either. I wonder what else he doesn't like. I'm sure he'll wake up some morning, decide he doesn't like apples any more and then decide to tell us all that Jesus / God disapproves of the consumption of apples.
But of the fruit of the tree which is the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.
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No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.BR wrote:Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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A lot of mistranslations in the Bible. They now think JC and his Da were probably stonemasons, not carpenters.Dave wrote:Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.BR wrote:Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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JC has been reincarnated as a 10 down munster way.big mervyn wrote:A lot of mistranslations in the Bible. They now think JC and his Da were probably stonemasons, not carpenters.Dave wrote:Shirely it was all made up in Hebrew.BR wrote:Something to do with 'evil' and 'apple' sounding the same in Greek IIRC.big mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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No apples come from Armagh not Magherafeltbig mervyn wrote:No actual mention of "apples" in Genesis.
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Does the lord swallow for the rest then?Dave wrote:That Folau is one judgemental dick, discuss...
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NEVER MOVE ON. Years on, I cannot ever watch Ireland with anything but indifference, I continue to wish for the imminent death of Donal Spring, the FIRFUC's executioner of Wee Paddy & Wee Stu, and I hate the FIRFUCs with undiminished passion.