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Was anyone listening on the radio? Few Gusher gems last night?
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He's tipped Ireland for the 6N. Clever boy. Knows his psychology.
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ruckover wrote:Just watching the game back now and Mark Robson and Scott Hastings came up with a few gems as well:
MR: "Paddy Jackson is walking rather gingerly. Well you would if you had ginger hair."
MR: "Meet Scott Hastings, the new scrum guru."
SH: "Ulster just knocking it on there...oh, no, wait...no it was an accidental offside, sorry."

Not as good as them describing Nick Williams like "a hammer through a meringue."
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I think Robson had been reading this thread and wanted one of his one
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Austin O'Callaghan on BBC News has just said, "Ulster have lost 6ft 3 New Zealander JIM WILLIAMS to injury."

Maybe we shouldn't limit this threat to Gusher, but expand it to all of the BBC :lol:
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Austin's head has it's own moon!
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Definitely more than adequate! Used to love his 22 to 22 clearances.
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Neil Patterson played for 'the Malone rugby football club.' but now lives in Dundee allegedly
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OK he isn't a commentator but Daire O'Brien produced a classic after a pisspoor Wolfies/Saxons match.

Well, I suppose you can't put mascara on a monkey. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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BaggyTrousers wrote:OK he isn't a commentator but Daire O'Brien produced a classic after a pisspoor Wolfies/Saxons match.

Well, I suppose you can't put mascara on a monkey. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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We should make Gusher Bingo Cards!
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Cornerfleg wrote:We should make Gusher Bingo Cards!
... or a Gusher drinking game like the 6N drinking games.

- reference to a player's school = a drink
- reference to a player's relative = a drink
- getting a player's name wrong = 2 drinks
- "McComish, absolutely stupid" = down your drink immediately.
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mikerob wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:We should make Gusher Bingo Cards!
... or a Gusher drinking game like the 6N drinking games.

- reference to a player's school = a drink
- reference to a player's relative = a drink
You'd be blocked after the first 10 minutes :lol:
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