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Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:28 pm
by ElmoIsDead
I prefer Haikus
feck off Nucifora you complete twunt
Everyone hates you
We hate Les Kiss almost as much
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:53 pm
by BaggyTrousers
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:rumncoke wrote:Ulster once had a star
By the name of Ruan Pienaar
Dublin said No
This family must go
Despite what the alternatives are !!!
Just give the prize to Rum'n now.
It's not the funniest limerick, but it makes a point, it's intelligible, it's in English, it fits into the rules as decreed by baggy and it is actually in the form of a limerick. ....... Shirley Rum'n deserves a pat on the back for all that.
Well done Rum'n
Oh, wait a minute ......... own up ........ who hacked his account?
Who made you Caesar sonny? I have already appointed an arbiter of what is and isn't a winning Limerick, he's an expert so you can just feck off.
That said, fine effort Ron'n, ok that odd bizarrely positioned capital letter & your th'ee exclamation marks tell us how funny you found yourself, but all in all much merit to the lad. Commendable.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 1:58 pm
by BaggyTrousers
ElmoIsDead wrote:I prefer Haikus
feck off Nucifora you complete twunt
Everyone hates you
We hate Les Kiss almost as much
Well good for you, fuc'k off back to Sesame Street & start your Haiku thread and give my two Limerick loving heads some peace.
Much as I admire you sentiments:
There was a poster Elmo
Limericks he didn't know
Are a high form of wit
So this head the ball twit
Compose a feckin' haiku
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 2:17 pm
by Muddy Bless
There was a fella called Clinton Shifcofske,
Who, I'm sure you will not disagree,
Is a tough one to rhyme,
He was far from sublime,
In fact kicked like a blind amputee.
It rhymes if you say his name right(wrong). You cant accuse me of shying away from the tough ones!
I challenge a cunning linguist to get something to rhyme (or half rhyme) with Paul Steinmetz....
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 2:37 pm
by BaggyTrousers
A marvellous centre named Steinmetz
A tough dude to rhyme but Muddy forgets
That a Baggy's resourceful
And far from remorseful
Saying "that I think wins all your bets".
Easy peasy.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 2:41 pm
by ColinM
Ulster weren't hedging their bets
When they signed All Black Paul Steinmetz
Not just a player was he
A coach he turned out to be
If you sign quality thats what you gets
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 4:10 pm
by Muddy Bless
BaggyTrousers wrote:A marvellous centre named Steinmetz
A tough dude to rhyme but Muddy forgets
That a Baggy's resourceful
And far from remorseful
Saying "that I think wins all your bets".
Easy peasy.
I suspected you were a cunning linguist but wasn't expecting a tongue twister.....
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 5:59 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
BaggyTrousers wrote:Cap'n Grumpy wrote:rumncoke wrote:Ulster once had a star
By the name of Ruan Pienaar
Dublin said No
This family must go
Despite what the alternatives are !!!
Just give the prize to Rum'n now.
It's not the funniest limerick, but it makes a point, it's intelligible, it's in English, it fits into the rules as decreed by baggy and it is actually in the form of a limerick. ....... Shirley Rum'n deserves a pat on the back for all that.
Well done Rum'n
Oh, wait a minute ......... own up ........ who hacked his account?
Who made you Caesar sonny? I have already appointed an arbiter of what is and isn't a winning Limerick, he's an expert so you can just feck off.
Caesar Sonny?
Never heard of him!
How easy to get in Baggy's head
Just cos he started the thread
He thinks we're his minions
But we got opinions
And can state them, when all's done and said.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:22 pm
by Dave
The greatest coach in the land is Allen Clarke
You must listen to the orders he does bark
He won the Tbilisi cup
So STFU
Allen Allen Allen Allen Clarke!
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:27 pm
by Dave
My beloved Ulster are so brill!
We have strength in depth and lots of skill
My teddy has it's kit
My brain is weetabix
Get behind the team it's such a thrill
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Tue May 23, 2017 6:38 pm
by Dave
Here are my predictions for the match
Lots of easy passes we won't catch
Concede an early try
And give them a bye
A defeat from the jaws of victory we snatch
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 5:12 pm
by BaggyTrousers
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:BaggyTrousers wrote:Cap'n Grumpy wrote:rumncoke wrote:Ulster once had a star
By the name of Ruan Pienaar
Dublin said No
This family must go
Despite what the alternatives are !!!
Just give the prize to Rum'n now.
It's not the funniest limerick, but it makes a point, it's intelligible, it's in English, it fits into the rules as decreed by baggy and it is actually in the form of a limerick. ....... Shirley Rum'n deserves a pat on the back for all that.
Well done Rum'n
Oh, wait a minute ......... own up ........ who hacked his account?
Who made you Caesar sonny? I have already appointed an arbiter of what is and isn't a winning Limerick, he's an expert so you can just feck off.
Caesar Sonny?
Never heard of him!
How easy to get in Baggy's head
Just cos he started the thread
He thinks we're his minions
But we got opinions
And can state them, when all's done and said.
State til yer hearts content, minion.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 6:09 pm
by Tender
We once had a coach called Clarke
Who went for a stroll in the park
He picked up a slut
A bit of a mutt
But OK for a shag in the Dark.
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 6:10 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
Hail Caesar!
Re: Silly Season Limerick Competition
Posted: Wed May 24, 2017 6:13 pm
by Tender
Thanks Brutus