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BaggyTrousers wrote:

LadyP wrote:Why do men have nipples?

Quite obvious M'lady, so weemen have something to lick when they are being................... FFS Lady P this is a family show.

Wheyyyyyy Bagster! Fecking hero

Roll on the feck9ng draw so we can get Gatlanded!

Is there a team in Liverpool? They have this weird system where before you enter you barter drinks prices

I got us 24 beers, 3 bottles of champers and 48 shots between the 3 of us. Pays to be trained as a London trader

Sent from my Brennan

big mervyn wrote:If there are 6 million bicycles in Beijing, why do the Chinese never win the Tour de France?

The correct answer is that despite almost numerical certainty that they will prevail there are two issues:

1) The average Chinaman is more interested in opening a carry-out in Bangor that winning the TdF.
2) It may sound racist but the average Chinaman is physically disadvantaged, unpalatable but true.

Anyway, Katie Melua rides one so thats less than 6M.

Of course there is another answer, maybe they are just shyte on a bike.

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

LadyP wrote:Why do men have nipples?

Quite obvious M'lady, so weemen have something to lick when they are being................... FFS Lady P this is a family show.

Wheyyyyyy Bagster! Fecking hero

Roll on the feck9ng draw so we can get Gatlanded!

Is there a team in Liverpool? They have this weird system where before you enter you barter drinks prices

I got us 24 beers, 3 bottles of champers and 48 shots between the 3 of us. Pays to be trained as a London trader

Sent from my Crozier

I just woke up from a semi-drunken sleep Russ & discovered I'm fecking 60. born 10.5.54, lovely night with my wife and weans, more to come over the weekend.

I intend to party like two 30 year olds.

BaggyTrousers wrote:

Russ wrote:

BaggyTrousers wrote:

LadyP wrote:Why do men have nipples?

Quite obvious M'lady, so weemen have something to lick when they are being................... FFS Lady P this is a family show.

Wheyyyyyy Bagster! Fecking hero

Roll on the feck9ng draw so we can get Gatlanded!

Is there a team in Liverpool? They have this weird system where before you enter you barter drinks prices

I got us 24 beers, 3 bottles of champers and 48 shots between the 3 of us. Pays to be trained as a London trader

Sent from my Crozier

I just woke up from a semi-drunken sleep Russ & discovered I'm fecking 60. born 10.5.54, lovely night with my wife and weans, more to ccome over the weekend.

I intend to party like two 30 year olds.

I'm 25 you cheeky Warren Gatland

Sent from my Brennan

Have a good wan Baggy.

Top Tip - a quick sex change will now get you an age related discount on your new seat in the stands!

BaggyTrousers wrote:

big mervyn wrote:If there are 6 million bicycles in Beijing, why do the Chinese never win the Tour de France?

The correct answer is that despite almost numerical certainty that they will prevail there are two issues:

1) The average Chinaman is more interested in opening a carry-out in Bangor that winning the TdF.
2) It may sound racist but the average Chinaman is physically disadvantaged, unpalatable but true.

Anyway, Katie Melua rides one so thats less than 6M.

Of course there is another answer, maybe they are just shyte on a bike.

...... Or that there simply aren't 6M bycicles in Beijing - Katie Melua was wrong!

big mervyn wrote:If there are 6 million bicycles in Beijing, why do the Chinese never win the Tour de France?

Their bikes are in China! The clue's in the name, it's Tour de FRANCE! What would it be doing in another countr ... Oh wait a minute ...

Im so hungover

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My cake for Baggy Begs

If someone's got you a birthday cake, Baggy, tell them to just stick a 60 watt light bulb on top. Saves on the candles.
Anyway, Happy Birthday oul han'!

Have a good one old boy. May's a good birthday month ;-)

Many Happy Returns Baggy, so you are one year younger than my Mum LOL.

If it's any consolation, she says 60 is grand and she also loves her bus pass. Embrace it!

Great cake Kofi

Where does an expert go to for help when he's old and past it?

(or just acting like a pr@t)?

Here by the looks of it Grumps, much advice offered by al yousuns, some of it even half sensible.

One doesn't maintain an athlete's body by eating cake dears, no no, my particular malformed body is shaped by a love of Arthur's finest and the Breakfast of Champions.

Celebrated my last fifty-something day by making a feed for the family & drinking copious quantities of wine. Watched some Acoustic at the Beeb thing followed by the Stones at Hyde Park, singing every word. That's what us old people call a good night in and bed at 5.30 was much needed.

I am confidently expecting a "surprise party" this evening and heading out for a feed tomorrow night, sure feck it, you're a long time dead, I mightn't have too many left, may as well make the best of a birthday weekend.