What Cheers Me Up.

Wee Woman · Post by **Wee Woman** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:49 pm

Wee Girly, every day

pythagoras · Post by **pythagoras** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:10 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!
Surely there's a 2 sheet minimum fleg? - one to wipe and one to polish.

You couldn't wipe your nose with a single sheet of toiletpaper, it must be newspaper he's using or whatever's handy.
His bog probably looks like a shrine to the H-Blocks

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:34 pm

big mervyn wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!
Surely there's a 2 sheet minimum fleg? - one to wipe and one to polish.

Nah he changed his name to Muhammad al Fleg last week and uses the sheet to dry his hand

shamalicious · Post by **shamalicious** » Thu Oct 03, 2013 9:35 pm

Proper decent chums to have a good ganch with.

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 9:57 am

I renamed my toilet Gee-had a long time ago.

BR · Post by BR » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:20 am

Pleasant fry with a few mushrooms. (company could have been better though

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BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:39 am

Cornerfleg wrote:Baby white Rhinos and penguinbs ... it's impossible to be in a bad mood when there are penguins about.

Yes Fleg but them wee black Rhinos are nasty types

BaggyTrousers · Post by **BaggyTrousers** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 10:43 am

pythagoras wrote:
big mervyn wrote:
Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!
Surely there's a 2 sheet minimum fleg? - one to wipe and one to polish.
You couldn't wipe your nose with a single sheet of toiletpaper, it must be newspaper he's using or whatever's handy.
His bog probably looks like a shrine to the H-Blocks

Actually I have it on good authority he wipes his nipsy with printed out bullshit off Front Row Boredom, sorry Union, the worst website on t'internet with its concentration on how to send people to sleep.

About all that FRU is good for.

pwrmoore · Post by **pwrmoore** » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:05 am

BR wrote:Pleasant fry with a few mushrooms. (company could have been better though )

rab's not that bad

BR · Post by BR » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:24 am

Cornerfleg wrote:A no grunt, only one sheet needed, majestic early morning dump!

Jesus - I don't fancy washing your bed linen!

BR · Post by BR » Fri Oct 04, 2013 11:25 am

pwrmoore wrote:
BR wrote:Pleasant fry with a few mushrooms. (company could have been better though )

rab's not that bad

If you enjoy a conversation about hip replacements

Cornerfleg · Post by **Cornerfleg** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:33 am

3 year deals for Pienaars ... that cheers me up!

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Oct 09, 2013 8:35 am

Cornerfleg wrote:3 year deals for Pienaars ... that cheers me up!

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Sat Oct 12, 2013 8:26 am

bootlaced · Post by **bootlaced** » Mon Oct 14, 2013 12:40 am

Watching a complete tool harass a young woman in a pub,only for said tool to be approached by two mature ladies,one of which grabbed him by the nads whilst the other one slapped him around the head before he was bounced out of the pub to a huge cheer.

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