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While watching the game last night on the memorial stand , and doing our best to get behind Ulster the guy beside me gets a poke in the back. His crime? During a rendition of SUFTUM he stood up and sang. The bloke behind him said that he didn't need to stand up and should sit down as he couldn't see! ......Stand up you knob and then you'll see, maybe even sing a bit.
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Less of the poke in the back, for not standing up? Burn him!
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Hope the poker was politely told to feck off.
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Sit down for the Ulstermen, Sit down for the Ulstermen...


NO >sniper
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remould wrote:While watching the game last night on the memorial stand , and doing our best to get behind Ulster the guy beside me gets a poke in the back. His crime? During a rendition of SUFTUM he stood up and sang. The bloke behind him said that he didn't need to stand up and should sit down as he couldn't see! ......Stand up you knob and then you'll see, maybe even sing a bit.
Does he not know the proper etiquette for sitting and standing in stands ? When we sing stand up for the Ulstermen we stand and then we sit down again. Anyone not standing for stand up for the Ulstermen, unless a visiting fan, deserves a poke in the back and if he still does not stand burn him.
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A knob who refused to get erect, despite the appropriate stimulation? Clearly he has a problem. >EW
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From the rolling glens of Antrim through the hills of Donegal we will stand and shout for Ulster as we win both scrum and maul from the lovely lakes of Fermanagh tae the shores of ould Lough Gall we will scream and shout for Ulster as we beat them one and all!
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Rooster wrote:
remould wrote:While watching the game last night on the memorial stand , and doing our best to get behind Ulster the guy beside me gets a poke in the back. His crime? During a rendition of SUFTUM he stood up and sang. The bloke behind him said that he didn't need to stand up and should sit down as he couldn't see! ......Stand up you knob and then you'll see, maybe even sing a bit.
Does he not know the proper etiquette for sitting and standing in stands ? When we sing stand up for the Ulstermen we stand and then we sit down again. Anyone not standing for stand up for the Ulstermen, unless a visiting fan, deserves a poke in the back and if he still does not stand burn him.
Someone should contact UR and get them to add it to their 10 things to know before match day, obviously it would now be 11 things to know.......:lol:
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remould wrote:While watching the game last night on the memorial stand , and doing our best to get behind Ulster the guy beside me gets a poke in the back. His crime? During a rendition of SUFTUM he stood up and sang. The bloke behind him said that he didn't need to stand up and should sit down as he couldn't see! ......Stand up you knob and then you'll see, maybe even sing a bit.
Spot the big match attender lol.

At least he won't be back for the Cardiff game ;)
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Wee Woman wrote:
remould wrote:While watching the game last night on the memorial stand , and doing our best to get behind Ulster the guy beside me gets a poke in the back. His crime? During a rendition of SUFTUM he stood up and sang. The bloke behind him said that he didn't need to stand up and should sit down as he couldn't see! ......Stand up you knob and then you'll see, maybe even sing a bit.
Spot the big match attender lol.

At least he won't be back for the Cardiff game ;)

I've seen him at ever game so far.....unfortunately .
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Thought this thread was about Crozier...
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Some numpty sat beside me on the aisle refused to let two boys past him to go to the loo/bar at about 35 minutes. He was justifiably called a numpty (or stronger) and then jeered by the rest of the nearby crowd up to halftime. Didn't help that his mate was in a Leicester tracksuit top.
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silliwilli wrote:Some numpty sat beside me on the aisle refused to let two boys past him to go to the loo/bar at about 35 minutes. He was justifiably called a numpty (or stronger) and then jeered by the rest of the nearby crowd up to halftime. Didn't help that his mate was in a Leicester tracksuit top.
Actually think people leaving a couple of minutes before half time and at full time is and getting in people's way is feckin annoying, we've paid to watch 80 mins not 70! If you're more interested in beating the q to the bar watch the game in a bar

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Yoda wrote:
silliwilli wrote:Some numpty sat beside me on the aisle refused to let two boys past him to go to the loo/bar at about 35 minutes. He was justifiably called a numpty (or stronger) and then jeered by the rest of the nearby crowd up to halftime. Didn't help that his mate was in a Leicester tracksuit top.
Actually think people leaving a couple of minutes before half time and at full time is and getting in people's way is feckin annoying, we've paid to watch 80 mins not 70! If you're more interested in beating the q to the bar watch the game in a bar

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Sorry master yoda but surely even jedi masters need to pee! For me it was move at 35 or do the pee dance in front of the porta potties with a couple of hundred others
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My comments are more aimed at those trying to beat beer or traffic queues but surely a little planning would allow you to go 40 mins between pees??!!

If not can I suggest a little less of this??!! >drink1

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