The UAFC

The clue is in the title of the thread folks.
My sexy sister Sue is looking for a ticket (preferably East Terrace but she's willing to go anywhere) for Ulster v Saracens on Saturday 5th April 2014. No reasonable offer will be refused.
Send message if you can assist her.

For the avoidance of any doubt she (my sexy sister Sue) will pay just ticket face value to any "seller" plus Ticketmaster admin charge but as an incentive is willing to both buy a pint at the game for the seller and give in addition him/her a kiss.

HwoodMike2umate wrote:For the avoidance of any doubt she (my sexy sister Sue) will pay just ticket face value to any "seller" plus Ticketmaster admin charge but as an incentive is willing to both buy a pint at the game for the seller and give in addition him/her a kiss.

OK we're of the opinion that folk should be burned for ticket-touting. Where do we stand on prostitution?

BR wrote:

HwoodMike2umate wrote:For the avoidance of any doubt she (my sexy sister Sue) will pay just ticket face value to any "seller" plus Ticketmaster admin charge but as an incentive is willing to both buy a pint at the game for the seller and give in addition him/her a kiss.

OK we're of the opinion that folk should be burned for ticket-touting. Where do we stand on prostitution?

Well BR, its not known as the oldest profession for nothing. Only a chube would suggest banning it for clearly folk have tried and it is at least as prevalent as ever.

Let her sell her wares should she find a man brave enough. I'm assuming she is HWM's considerably young & enormously better looking sister?

Good to know she is an equal opportunities harlot by the way Mike.

Ok baggy - we're ok with prostitution then, but what about pimping? Should HWM be purchasing a flame retardant onesie?

She doesn't have a Onesie - here's what she was wearing to the Saracens v Ulster game back on 6th April 2013 so I imagine if she gets a ticket she'll be looking something similar - albeit a year older.
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Wouldnt go near her.

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Russ wrote:Wouldnt go near her.

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even with a beg of sticks

Kofi Annan wrote:

Russ wrote:Wouldnt go near her.

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even with a beg of sticks

Wouldnt need them. Throw a lighter from a distance

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Update - still no ticket forthcoming and I'm now informed that her current partner is willing attend the game to keep an eye on her and would like a ticket too so keep a look out for 2 tickets please, not just one.

HwoodMike2umate wrote:Update - still no ticket forthcoming and I'm now informed that her current partner is willing attend the game to keep an eye on her and would like a ticket too so keep a look out for 2 tickets please, not just one.

You have no chance now !

She is optimistic - especially when I reminded her of when I was with junior at the 1999 final in Dublin - we stood on Lansdowne Road holding a sign for about 2 hours saying something like "2 tickets wanted by Ulster fans" and 15 minutes before kick-off, just as we were about to give up and go to a pub to watch it on the telly, we got 2 tickets off a guy who had 2 spare tickets from folk who were ill and he said "Just pay me face value when you get in as you are sitting beside me" and he ran on in ahead of us! Never got his name and I still owe him a pint

She is getting less optimistic as each minute goes by.

Don't normally go for red heads.

She looks a bit like yer doll jilly the annoying wine "expert" off of television. Except for the big tinny

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She is now relying on me winning the 2 tickets in the URSC competition on who can spell Bank of Irelande correctly.
Should know by tomorrow morning if I've won or not.