Out goes Joe Marler, albeit reluctantly for he is the sort of Englishman I love to hate. Welcome Mr Attoub
Much as I like Ruckie's idea of former Ulster time traveller, Dr Afoa .......... maybe I'm confused, but no Farmer White stays unless a truly horrid individual gets a nomination.
BR's Wade Dooley is a decent call, but I'm unconvinced, he was just the lesser partner in his combos in Engand's second row, more to be laughed at than hated to an extent, possible bench material though.
Big Merv's suggestion of Paul Ringer has merit but sadly as a crazed yute, I bought a lapel badge whilst in the small part of England which stated "Paul Ringer is innocent". Though no longer in my possession, I am loyal to causes I believe in so no Ringer.
The Mighty Rearranger has nominated a man who cries out for inclusion & slots in a 6,the truly despicable Calum Clark.
So Finlay Clader goes, driving your knee deliberately into a fullbacks face just doesn't cut it in this world of thuggery - pussy.Russ pulls a cracker - not craicer, that wouldn't make sense
- with the cowardly Umaga a man who escaped punishment along with the very ugly Mealamu for shattering the princely BOD in his prime. Assistant thug Mealamu, though hated just isn't up to Hartley's class as a hatee however.Dave selected an entirely hateful pack & a backline full of ballies, hard to criticise & Fleg has selected lots of grim wstes of "skin & organs" A place surley has to be found for Austin Healy - a da to rival Neville Neville's da & I like the thought's of Alex Goode but then this demands a reshuffle & like a PM, I will have to juggle my resources and decide later.
I can confirm the team will be coached by Gatland Gatland, the baggage master will be Trevor Brennan, a pariah I wouldn't select for any team, the CEO with be hated Sorrybastard Ed Griffiths and commercial activities fall to McTwattery, DOR is Dr Humphreys, late of this parish who will take no part on selection or coaching so no blame can be attached for on pitch activities.
So for now, awaiting further revision, this is my selection.
1 Attoub- 70 weeks wasn't enough for you ya ballix.
2 Dylan Hartley - anyone give a reason why not? King of the cheapshot.
3 Julian White - a vicious ballix too quick by half to use his fists,though not when he gubbed fat Ted Sheridan
4 Brian Price - Welsh thug who laid out Noisy Noel Murphy in the Grand slam decider in 1969, in true Welsh form, he was their captain
5 Martin Johnston - apart from the damage this lout caused to Mary Robinson's shoes, he was a bad bad thug. Fine player.
6 Calum Clark - one of few players who can generally be hated by all for a deliberate act of breaking a players arm, true scumbag
7 Peter Winterbottom - 6 foot of quivering English rectitude. Have you ever just hated the look of player?
8 SSI Vunibastardpola - for his Ravenhill "dance" those who threw things at him didn't throw them hard enough.
9 Thick Mike Phillips - a tosser from head to toe. YBY a close second, the gurning wee chimp.
10 Owenfucking Farrell who is an enormous Ashton & cheapshot merchant
11 Rory Underwood - like Winterbottom, it's mainly his Englishness, but let's say it's for having a hateful crone of mother.
12 Jeremy Gusgott - I've met few Jeremy's who I don't despise purely for the name, but not only does this creep talk balls and punch pensioners but he is an absolute bore as a pundit & scandalously cocky both as player & pundit.
13 Tana Umaga - cheeky ballbeg & hideously ugly to boot & who wouldn;t want to boot him.
14 Ashton Ashton - the dive, knobhead. I wonder is he as thick as he appears.
15 Liam Williams - currently the dirtiest player in Welsh rugby ergo The Rugby Playing World.
SUBs can be made up from those who don't make my cut but I can steal from other posters.
