Ulster Rugby guide to NewSpeak ...

[BR]

Prom – West Terrace
Ground – Stadium
ERC – EPCR
Ravenhill – Kingspan
Rabo – Guinness
BBJ – JB
Muller – VDM
McKinney – iHumph
Head Coach – Director of Rugby
Heineken - TBA

[Russ]

Stout - good

We all like a good Les Kiss

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Old stand - new stand
New stand - old new stand

[big mervyn]

What about Trap 2?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

What about Trap 2?

In UR Newspeak, it officially doesn't exist

[Wee Woman]

Can someone explain the BBJ / JB thing to me, I must ha pave missed that one.

[Rooster]

What about Trap 2?

In UR Newspeak, it officially doesn't exist

But unofficially it does exist and is a WMD store.

[Rooster]

Old stand - new stand
New stand - old new stand

Old stand = Main stand
New stand = Posh stand

[rumncoke]

New Stand = Pleb Stand

Old New Stand = Posh Stand

Family Stand and Family End Terrace

Memorial Stand and Memorial End Terrace


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[Snipe Watson]

New Stand = Pleb Stand

Old New Stand = Posh Stand

Family Stand and Family End Terrace

Memorial Stand and Memorial End Terrace


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Are we supposed to make up names for the last two?

Family Stand and Family End Terrace = where you don't get wet

Memorial Stand and Memorial End Terrace = Not the yella Tam staun

[BaggyTrousers]

The Memroial Stand is clearly the finest stand name in Kingspan, why I wouldn't even have it changed for til "Baggy's" despite moving into it & expecting to dominate proceedings.

Frankly the Grandstand, as the new Old stand I believe is officialy spaken o', is only moderately grand. The Premium Stand, FFS what a grim handle thon is, and holy jumping bejabbers, even with the big brass neck on me I wouldn't be seen dead in anything called "The Family Stand", sounds like you'd expect the smell of nappies & screaming toddlers, I've had enough of that to do a lifetime, thanks but no.

The Memorial Stand, what a grand name, I shall be happy to say, when asked when do you go in the ground, "the Memorial Stand, where the cognoscenti hang out", at least since 2014.

[Russ]

Given the lack of alcohol sponsor in the ERC and the alcohol sponsor in the rabo, will booze not be allowed in the family stand during the erc, but during the rabo.

The exact opposite of previous

We all like a good Les Kiss