Munster Meltdown!!!

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The biggest reveal in the whole thing was just how quaint and simple the report sounded. Colour-coding denoting the pecking order of the players! Comments such as ‘sloppy lifestyle’ and ‘on a gravy train’ [allegedly]! Do such remarks really need to be committed to a written document?
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This reminds me of the good old days before data protection & similar ballix. In the bank we had things called "Record of Accommodation" and no it wasn't a list of addresses but a record for each punter to whom a loan or overdraft had been made.

On the obverse of the card was a section where you would give impressions of the person, their character & trustworthiness, intended to be professional & not colourful.

Picture if you will a long standing customer to whom loans & overdrafts have been made so regularly that a second card has been stapled to the first for continuity. Now imagine you are the person being approached for a further overdraft and sitting opposite is the delectable wife of the pair. You scan the original card then fold it over to read the second, you are now showing the section of the original about impressions directly to the Goddess.

As you continue to read, she starts shifting in her seat & making barely perceptible little grumbles that indicate an unhappy bunny. Suddenly she announces, "so, my husband is an airhead and I am a spendthrift who basically can't stop spending to add to my knicker collection".

Realising the full horror of the situation you, look a bit :oops: :oops: :oops: and make the best of a bad job, for on the card some utter ar$e had written: "Highly respectable & trustworthy couple, though he seems a bit airy fairy and with her fashion sense she spends a lot on clothes".

Sweet Jesus if I ever see the clown who wrote that again, I'd still kick his nuts up into his throat.

The lady did calm down, got her OD and saw a mildly funny side to it. I've always had highly professional people skills. >EW
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Are we still guessing?

Rumour has it Zebos lifestyle has been called into question

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Russ wrote:Are we still guessing?

Rumour has it Zebos lifestyle has been called into question

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I reckon BJ must be on the gravy train by now.
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Rooster wrote:
Russ wrote:Are we still guessing?

Rumour has it Zebos lifestyle has been called into question

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I reckon BJ must be on the gravy train by now.
Potentially

Think Kilcoyne/Archer could well be on it too

Gravy for all!

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I couldn't give a shíte. If there are any players who are upset about this they should f-ck off and join their local creche rugby club and they won't be missed.

Societal infantilization has already gone too far. I wonder at times if we are determined to regress as far as ending up as unicellular organisms such is the level of preciousness and sensitivity every time someone says something we don't like or critically analyses anybody in a way we don't agree with. The Indo of course loves this kind of ballix the 10th rate excuse for a media publication, generally only apportioned any credibility by half witted apes and folk in various stages of insanity, that it is.


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Its common in most jobs to get an appraisal so why should professional rugby players expect to be treated differently.
Spot on Shan.
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http://imgur.com/a/39P5t

MunsterGate!

Tough reading if your name is Ivan Dineen or Johne Murphy.
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Dont understand why Hurley is coded red
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Not a lot of depth in the pack
Problems at 13!
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Russ wrote:Dont understand why Hurley is coded red
I think in the bottom picture the colour refers to contract type?

Green = Ireland, Red = Munster, blue = project and yellow = NIQ.
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Russ wrote:Dont understand why Hurley is coded red
I think in the bottom picture the colour refers to contract type?

Green = Ireland, Red = Munster, blue = project and yellow = NIQ.
And grey is their academy.

I meant Hurley in the top image being red - though would assume injured is red up there due to Hanrahan.

So Murphy is the lifestyle one. What about the rest of them?
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Ouchy reading, do we have the full document, I'm intrigued!
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thecrouch wrote:
Russ wrote:Dont understand why Hurley is coded red
I think in the bottom picture the colour refers to contract type?

Green = Ireland, Red = Munster, blue = project and yellow = NIQ.
17 Ireland contracts :shock: and some of the names in that list :shock: :shock: :shock:
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bazzaj wrote:Its common in most jobs to get an appraisal so why should professional rugby players expect to be treated differently.
Spot on Shan.
Of course, it is not usual for that appraisal to be shared with one's colleagues.
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What's the "F" for beside Botha ?
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