Rory touted
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Rory touted
Japan is looking to sign Rory for one of their teams......thats the talk
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They can have ihumph....we'll do them a competitive deal! 

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I have friends live across the road from Rory.pip14 wrote:They can have ihumph....we'll do them a competitive deal!
Any tips for a stakeout?
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Rory is here until 2016.... I predict by then Red will be challenging for starting hooker, Rory owes us nothing, he bleeds Ulster. He has stuck with us through thin and thinner...he owes us nothing, after this seasons omnishambles would you blame him for making a few job in 2017... If its true fair play till him ... Any more of this shyte and I'll be off to watch him in Japan rather than throw good money after this ballix....
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You'll not drag Rory away from his cattle. Unless he goes to study Kobe beef production to introduce it to Ulster.
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Crap I nearly shat myself, thought I was going to read that Rory was a tout & had gone to the peelers to say he knew three men involved criminally in impersonating rugby coaches.
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Pretty sure Rory lives in a town nowSnipe Watson wrote:You'll not drag Rory away from his cattle. Unless he goes to study Kobe beef production to introduce it to Ulster.
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He has a car too.Russ wrote:Pretty sure Rory lives in a town nowSnipe Watson wrote:You'll not drag Rory away from his cattle. Unless he goes to study Kobe beef production to introduce it to Ulster.
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Is it a car that can get to a farm?Snipe Watson wrote:He has a car too.Russ wrote:Pretty sure Rory lives in a town nowSnipe Watson wrote:You'll not drag Rory away from his cattle. Unless he goes to study Kobe beef production to introduce it to Ulster.
Is the farm not one big adventure playground?
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He goes to the Balmoral Show so he must be a farmer.
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He keeps and shows pedigree Aberdeen Angus cattle.
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Aye, girl I work with has sold him a few cows. She even named one of them after me but neglected to tell me later that he had ended up in a buger somewhere. 

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Burger or bugger?Deraless wrote:Aye, girl I work with has sold him a few cows. She even named one of them after me but neglected to tell me later that he had ended up in a buger somewhere.
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lol burger
Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.
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Maybe even Schalk
Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.