Ulster vs Dragons Friday 2nd September - updates

[Tender]

Ok, just in from a hard day at the coal face. Somebody tell me what I missed. Why is Hey-You not playing?

[Dave]

Predictions:

Man sent off

Fall off tackles

Ulster score three tries

Dragons get 6 penalties in a row

Bakebooker declares no 15 is quite good, his mate replies that is Rodney Ah You

Halftime scores are level

Doak says to BBC that technically we can still make last years final

Halftime feature on Clive Ross

2nd half slump

Allow dragons into the game

The band are shyte

Pack is shyter

Big last ten minutes

Bring on p

He knocks on but we win scrum penalty

Rob Lyttle comes on to knock over winning penalty

[Dave]

Ok, just in from a hard day at the coal face. Somebody tell me what I missed. Why is Hey-You not playing?

Delayed onset of concussion, so is observing protocols.

[Tender]

Cheers Dave. I tried to pull that one for a day off work, but they said it can't be a two year delay.

Pullease don't let that toss pot from Q radio do the team announcements again. I've only been here five minutes and I cringed at his bumbling attempts. A rooster with tonsillitis would be more pleasing to the ear.

[Dave]

Check out @barrabest's Tweet: https://twitter.com/barrabest/status/77 ... 87232?s=09

Ffs Barra!! Your brother Rory will be displeased.

[Dave]

Treadwell appears to be the spare man.

[Dave]

Kane can scrummage alright

[Dave]

0-3

[Dave]

Try for dragons

[Dave]

0-8

[fermain]

Herron poor so far. 2 mistakes in quick succession...

[Dave]

Defence lookin shaky

[shamalicious]

Vocal support horrendous

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[Dave]

Gilroy off Lyttle on

[bazzaj]

Clive Ross possibly the most useless Ashton to ever pull on the white shirt.
Why is he still here????