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Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:37 am**

was that one of the showstoppers from this series?

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:38 am**

I do

F U fleg

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:39 am**

I'm happy for you Russ...

Ya big fruitloop.

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:40 am**

So Russ ... Mary Berry eh ... eh ... would ye?

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:43 am**

Cornerfleg wrote:So Russ ... Mary Berry eh ... eh ... would ye?

Please ....... NO .......

don't ever ask a question like that ......

Think of the childer .......

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:43 am**

I know Cap'n ... but it is Russ we're talking about here.

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:46 am**

all very well but I was sticking my fingers into my eyes as far as I could* to try to destroy the image that conjured up ......

* Don't do that at home, children

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:47 am**

Yes. I would

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:49 am**

Russ wrote:Yes. I would

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NURSE!!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:51 am**

See ....

BIG VOMIT .... BIG VOMIT!!!!

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:52 am**

There are some French rugby players who couldn't gouge that out Cap'n I swear ...

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:54 am**

Russ wrote:Yes. I would

Sanity returns as I realise you have no chance ......

She doesn't like a soggy bottom.

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:57 am**

I don't know who to feel sorrier for ... Mary with a stalker ... or Russ cos he wouldn't get to first base ...

Posted: **Wed Oct 26, 2016 10:57 am**

Cornerfleg wrote:See ....

BIG VOMIT .... BIG VOMIT!!!!

S'pose ye'll be askin Russ about Paul Hollywood next?

The Great British Bake Off .....