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Tighter End wrote:I've been trying to control myself since Dera posted that on Saturday...
I was hoping somebody else would run with the double entendres, but so far you've all shown remarkable restraint. Don't make me do it
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You gotta be careful when talking about his Gander being up and his entourage wanting a Big One. You're dealing with a gender who never grow tired of Python, Marx Bros, Woody Allen and third form humour. We never grow up, we just spend more on toys.
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Ulster v Glasgow - MATCH POSTPONED!

Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
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BR wrote:Ulster v Glasgow - MATCH POSTPONED!

Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
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BR wrote:Ulster v Glasgow - MATCH POSTPONED!

Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
They get freak snowstorms in Barbados as well as Ravenhill ?
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Flipping hell the big match on Tuesday actually is off

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I know who I blame.
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HwoodMike2umate wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:33 am I know who I blame.
According to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.

That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:57 pm
HwoodMike2umate wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:33 am I know who I blame.
According to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.

That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
I've suffered a similar fate on occasions.
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BR wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:59 pm
Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:57 pm
HwoodMike2umate wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:33 am I know who I blame.
According to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.

That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
I've suffered a similar fate on occasions.
Me too (without a hashtag)

Some have suggested it was the 20 pints before the Ruby, but I don't think that makes any sense.

If it was the beer, you'd be sick after the first one . . . just like I was after the Ruby. :duck:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 1:02 pm
BR wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:59 pm
Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:57 pm
HwoodMike2umate wrote: Sat Dec 17, 2022 6:33 am I know who I blame.
According to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.

That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
I've suffered a similar fate on occasions.
Me too (without a hashtag)

Some have suggested it was the 20 pints before the Ruby, but I don't think that makes any sense.

If it was the beer, you'd be sick after the first one . . . just like I was after the Ruby. :duck:
She usually just gives me the trots.
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