That's what she said.Tighter End wrote:I've been trying to control myself since Dera posted that on Saturday...
I was hoping somebody else would run with the double entendres, but so far you've all shown remarkable restraint. Don't make me do it
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I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Never wrestle with a pig. You end up covered in muck and the pig loves it.
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You gotta be careful when talking about his Gander being up and his entourage wanting a Big One. You're dealing with a gender who never grow tired of Python, Marx Bros, Woody Allen and third form humour. We never grow up, we just spend more on toys.
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Ulster v Glasgow - MATCH POSTPONED!
Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
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BR wrote:Ulster v Glasgow - MATCH POSTPONED!
Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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They get freak snowstorms in Barbados as well as Ravenhill ?BR wrote:Ulster v Glasgow - MATCH POSTPONED!
Apparently the groundsmen are away skiing in Barbados.
“That made me feel very special and underlined to me that Ulster is more than a team, it is a community and a rugby family"
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Flipping hell the big match on Tuesday actually is off
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According to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.
That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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I've suffered a similar fate on occasions.Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:57 pmAccording to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.
That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
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Me too (without a hashtag)BR wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:59 pmI've suffered a similar fate on occasions.Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:57 pmAccording to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.
That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
Some have suggested it was the 20 pints before the Ruby, but I don't think that makes any sense.
If it was the beer, you'd be sick after the first one . . . just like I was after the Ruby.
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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She usually just gives me the trots.Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 1:02 pmMe too (without a hashtag)BR wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:59 pmI've suffered a similar fate on occasions.Cap'n Grumpy wrote: ↑Sat Dec 17, 2022 12:57 pmAccording to papers just released, it's all the fault of Lee Harvey Oswald.
That's why Ruby Murray killed him.
Some have suggested it was the 20 pints before the Ruby, but I don't think that makes any sense.
If it was the beer, you'd be sick after the first one . . . just like I was after the Ruby.