UAFC Guide to thawing frozen pitches.

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UAFC Guide to thawing frozen pitches.

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1. Strategic use of a LEAF BLOWER....





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2. Doing FECK ALL ....






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3. Take absolutely ZERO responsibility, it's not your fault its Cecilia's




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4. Anyone suggesting the game might be off will be abused by our URSC bakebook grunts.
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5. Get everyone out of the office to walk on the pitch. Never fails.
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6. Don't put the covers on the pitch the night before. The pitch might sweat. Then everyone dies.
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7. Free beer for first 100 punters through the gates and then they pi ss on the frozen areas to defrost. :cheers:
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colind wrote:7. Free beer for first 100 punters through the gates and then they pi ss on the frozen areas to defrost. :cheers:
Would have been a better idea than a leaf blower
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8 Threaten it with a dollop of Smegma.
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9. Hide behind your desk, hoping it will all go away.
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Gary wrote:9. Hide behind your desk, hoping it will all go away.
10. Get the PR team to completely ignore it the next day
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namron wrote:8 Threaten it with a dollop of Smegma.
Had an American visitor who thought it was hilarious that we have Smeg fridges :lol:

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He's right...nothing was done and plenty weren't pleased
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11. Take some feckîng responsibility.
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