Totally Inappropriate

[StandUp]

It's all wokery nonsense. PC gone mad.

People looking to be offended everywhere. In fact earlier I was informed, someone didn't care if I defended myself and then the outrage when I didn't even defend myself. Nothing to defend really.

Totally indefensible.

[StandUp]

Let’s We Forget, this Friday 11.11.2022 will be officially DAY 5774 and 11am this Sunday 13.11.2022 will see me as usual at the Cenotaph, Redburn Square, Holywood at 11am.

Hey the law!!

How has this not triggered you?

Especially as HWM is likely to turn up draped in the fleg of the Imperial Japanese army

And an Italian flag on his flat cap.

[BaggyTrousers]

As a member of Bamford's Black & Blue Army, I can say with 100% accuracy that this is DAY 5,829.

What is often forgotten is that half-witted Taffy Alfie aka Gareth Thomas, a man accused of generously donating the HIV virus to a previous romantic partner, had to be restrained from joining Mad Trevor in his assault of peace-loving Ulstermen & weemen and Bammo in particular.

I can scarcely contain my excitement in anticipation of Mike's post on 26th June this year, albeit I won;t see it until my annual January visit.

Roll on 2024.

[BR]

As a member of Bamford's Black & Blue Army, I can say with 100% accuracy that this is DAY 5,829.

What is often forgotten is that half-witted Taffy Alfie aka Gareth Thomas, a man accused of generously donating the HIV virus to a previous romantic partner, had to be restrained from joining Mad Trevor in his assault of peace-loving Ulstermen & weemen and Bammo in particular.

I can scarcely contain my excitement in anticipation of Mike's post on 26th June this year, albeit I won;t see it until my annual January visit.

Roll on 2024.

I think restrained is too strong a word for the direction given to self-confessed, habitual liar Alfie, that day.
And Bamford was well away seeking mefical attention by that stage..