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Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:15 pm
by TopPoster
Well according to the bellylaugh Ulster are considering a short term deal till the end of the season. Currently a Fijian utility back at Bordeaux. Now I ain’t of the same leadership quality as Logan but FFS does anyone in the Ulster set up not realise the backs aren’t the issue. It’s the bunch of pansies in the pack who keep getting their arses handed to them on a platter every match.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:31 pm
by scrum5
It's what the fans want, UR asked a focus group who the wanted, the all replied Metuisela Talebula...

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:46 pm
by Rooster
scrum5 wrote:It's what the fans want, UR asked a focus group who the wanted, the all replied Metuisela Talebula...
They had a tick box to fill which player you would most want but his was the only name so he won by default just like most of the other questions they asked.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 7:54 pm
by TopPoster
It’s a bit like that specsavers hearing aid ad: we said McLaughlin you fecking idiots!!!!

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 8:33 pm
by launish116
Aint allowed cover for Marcell, yet not we can have a Fijian back for rest of the season all of the sudden.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:15 pm
by Deraless
Gusher is hoping beyond hope it's a spoof. He could manage "Stephen Donald" but this is a step too far.

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Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:32 pm
by TopPoster
Maybe the bbc heard about the rumour and decided to save Gusher’s blushes and offloaded the tv rights.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:48 pm
by mid ulster maestro
Que the Q chube trying to get that one right.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 9:50 pm
by 222toHounslow
With a name like Methuselah, maybe it’s the start Logies 60 year plan?

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Mon Mar 12, 2018 11:00 pm
by Dave
Which Teletubby is it?

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:09 pm
by BR
Should this materialize, I propose 'C&C' as his nom-de-guerre.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:22 pm
by Dave

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:28 pm
by Dave
Sign him for 3 months and then see if he is worth hanging onto.

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:36 pm
by solidarity
Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?

Any word on his knees?

Re: Metuisela Talebula????

Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 2:36 pm
by solidarity
Never heard of him but like the looks of him: a nice step, good with the ball at his feet and seems to enjoy just throwing out a big paw and pushing defenders out of the way. What's not to like?

Any word on his knees?