The old classic about the Master of Repartee by any chance CIMAN? I was told it by a master joke-teller, one Eamonn Lambe by name, which as you say made it the world's greatest joke.CIMANFOREVER wrote:Punchline to the worlds greatest joke circa PTQ 1985.. except it was a red noseDave wrote:+1BaggyTrousers wrote:Suck my Lil you wab-faced Warren Gatland.Dublin4 wrote:Credit where it is due.
Dave Nucifora is the mastermind and genius who got you Cooney.
Nuci is the Great Helmsman of Irish rugby steering the ship through the shoals and rocks of disaster.
Lest you think you have hit on an ingenious way to wind up Nordies, growthefuckup, I react every time just because I thoroughly enjoy swearing at Mexicanbastards, ram that sideways up yer Warren Gatland you hateful Mexican Warren Gatland.
You're welcome.
Yeah, fcuk off ya bluenose kunt.
ON similar lines but a true story, allegedly, about a guy who worked with one of my longest standing friends. It features the greatest comeback in world history.
The guy was from Newry, got the Belfast double-decker to the smoke every Monday morning. There was a girl on it every Monday who was a stoater and after several months he finally worked up the courage, wandered up to the front where she was sitting and asked her out.
She replied, "fu@k off you creep", loud enough for the entire top deck of the bus to hear.
There's no way back from that you may think, the walk of shame with a roaster on yer coupon? Wrong.
Swallowing his disappointment, he sticks his chest out, chin up and begins the walk back down the bus, halfway down the aisle he shrugs his shoulders and announces " no personality" - two more steps - "........................whatsoever".
I never met the guy but all these years later he remains a personal hero, snatching victory from the jaws of humiliating crushing defeat.