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Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:48 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
justinr73 wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 4:29 pm Catching the occasional glimpse of the rugged Tyrone countryside through the rain-lashed windscreen, with Uncle Hugo on the radio.

Happy Christmas…..
Burn him. He's a witch! :shock:

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 10:53 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
rumncoke wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:50 am I wish you a merry Lockdown,
I wish you a merry Lockdown,
I wish you a merry Lockdown,
Now and the New Year

Sad tidings I Bring
Boris is King,
I wish you a merry lockdown,
Now and the New Year
Pedantry Alert!!!!

Boris ain't king, and he hasn't called a lockdown,(not now, and not yet in the New Year).

Fake tidings Rumn brings :lol:

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 11:27 pm
by big mervyn
Is Rumn Sammy Wilson in disguise?

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sat Dec 25, 2021 11:49 pm
by solidarity
rumncoke wrote: Fri Dec 25, 2020 1:50 am I wish you a merry Lockdown,
I wish you a merry Lockdown,
I wish you a merry Lockdown,
Now and the New Year

Sad tidings I Bring
Boris is King,
I wish you a merry lockdown,
Now and the New Year
Iffy poetry, pedantry attracting, but a brill contribution to a merry Christmas, Rumn. :santa: :D :santa: :D

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 2:39 am
by Cap'n Grumpy
Christmas is over for another year ...

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 5:23 am
by big mervyn
Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 2:39 am Christmas is over for another year ...
Not for me. Daughter had a 12 hour shift yesterday so we are doing the whole Xmas day experience today

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 12:46 pm
by rumncoke
Cap-it-tan, like Partygate it is a year too late ( look at the date )

I wish you a merry omicron
I wish you a merry omicron
I wish you a merry omicron

And don't sneeze at me

I'm double vaced with Booster
I'm double vaced with Booster
I'm double vaced with Booster
But there's no guarantee

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 1:28 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 2:41 am
rumncoke wrote:Sun Dec 26, 2021 2:39 am I wish you a merry Lockdown,
I wish you a merry Lockdown,
I wish you a merry Lockdown,
Now and the New Year

Sad tidings I Bring
Boris is King,
I wish you a merry lockdown,
Now and the New Year
Pedantry Alert!!!!

Boris ain't king, and he hasn't called a lockdown,(not now, and not yet in the New Year).

Fake tidings Rumn brings :lol:
rumncoke wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 12:46 pm Cap-it-tan, like Partygate it is a year too late ( look at the date )
Fixed . . . >EW


. . . and Boris still ain't King. ;)

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 1:37 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
rumncoke wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 12:46 pm I wish you a merry omicron
I wish you a merry omicron
I wish you a merry omicron

And don't sneeze at me

I'm double vaced with Booster
I'm double vaced with Booster
I'm double vaced with Booster
But there's no guarantee
It could be argued that 0micron doesn't exist.

or at least theoretically ain't around very long.

1micron will be infinitely longer.

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 7:17 pm
by BR
big mervyn wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:11 pm
justinr73 wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 4:29 pm Catching the occasional glimpse of the rugged Tyrone countryside through the rain-lashed windscreen, with Uncle Hugo on the radio.

Happy Christmas…..
Mods! UAFC forum (unwritten) rules violation?
I think you have hit upon something there!

Like a lot of the rules of rugby union, the HD rule has to the best of my knowledge, never been codified into the laws of UAFC.

I am therefore releasing the following framework.
HDframework.jpg
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Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 8:04 pm
by solidarity
:thumleft: Nice one, BR. As good a way to spend Boxing Day as any. :thumleft:

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Sun Dec 26, 2021 11:47 pm
by justinr73
Great work BR.

Made sure we tuned in to Absolute Radio on the way back, although I couldn’t turn down the chance to listen to Toby Keith’s ‘As Good As I Once Was’ on the country channel.

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 5:21 am
by Cap'n Grumpy
BR wrote: Sun Dec 26, 2021 7:17 pm
big mervyn wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 5:11 pm
justinr73 wrote: Sat Dec 25, 2021 4:29 pm Catching the occasional glimpse of the rugged Tyrone countryside through the rain-lashed windscreen, with Uncle Hugo on the radio.

Happy Christmas…..
Mods! UAFC forum (unwritten) rules violation?
I think you have hit upon something there!

Like a lot of the rules of rugby union, the HD rule has to the best of my knowledge, never been codified into the laws of UAFC.

I am therefore releasing the following framework.

HDframework.jpg
Excellent work BR, but I cannot help wondering whether you actually intended playing man or ball. I'm not sure if it was a genuine effort to address a worrying situation in the match, or if it was just a reflex action. Even if a reflex action though, some brain power was involved and it could not have been without repercussions.

Accordingly, as a starting point, I think a yellow card may be deserved, with an acceptance that sometimes it is necessary to "take one for the team".

Without mitigation then it's ten minutes in the bin for you, and a very well deserved pat on the back from your teammates. With inspiration like yours I'm sure we could hold out with 14 for the duration.

On fuller consideration though, having looked at the bigger picture (and yes, I know you don't like the big pictures) in mitigation, I'm prepared to consider your actions as a genuine attempt to "play the wee man", not the ball, and therefore think that sending you for an HIA is more appropriate, cos after even that little thought about you-know-who, there is no way your brain can be fit enough to come back into the game after just 10 minutes in the bin.

It is recommended that BR should therefore follow return to play protocols involving >burp , :stout: :drunken: , until such time as you-know-who has been expunged from his memory.

It should also be noted that repeated brain injuries resulting from mention of, thoughts of, seeing pictures of, listening to, or any other exposure to you-know-who can have life-long repercussions on those concerned. UAFC is actively engaged in research linking dementia with repeated brain injury caused by you-know-who, or would be if it wasn't already obvious that this is a no-brainer.

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:21 am
by Bobbievee
I heard he is not actually from Strabane?
But BBC....... looking for a catchphrase .........couldn't find a town in Northern Ireland to rhyme with " the wee sh*te"

Re: Seasons Greetings

Posted: Mon Dec 27, 2021 6:13 pm
by Cap'n Grumpy
Bobbievee wrote: Mon Dec 27, 2021 8:21 am I heard he is not actually from Strabane?
But BBC....... looking for a catchphrase .........couldn't find a town in Northern Ireland to rhyme with " the wee sh*te"
That is correct - he's from Annahilt, but they never thought to leave the 'e' off.

Thankfully he's not from Augher. :shock: