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Bobbievee wrote: Thu Mar 17, 2022 3:26 am Feels like a Two Ronnies sketch
Were they a prop and a scrum half?
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Where did I leave the car keys ?

Forget the Keys --- where's the f---=king car

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Happen once to me a long time ago when i was suffering from stress and the short term memory went to hell I walked to chemists and forgot I left the car at the Doctors

Not nice --- not nice at all
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There was a lot of spit.
I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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rumncoke wrote: Thu Mar 17, 2022 12:05 pm Where did I leave the car keys ?

Forget the Keys --- where's the f---=king car

PS

Happen once to me a long time ago when i was suffering from stress and the short term memory went to hell I walked to chemists and forgot I left the car at the Doctors

Not nice --- not nice at all
Did that myself once. Drove to the chip shop for the Friday night family treat, bought the meal... and walked home. I was 18. Early onset... :duh:
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By the time you got home they were eaten and you were reading the newspaper

Headline " Wellington won "

They did once
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I've been looking for this thread for the past 6 months
I'm not arguing -
I'm just explaining why I'm right
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I've been looking for this thread for the past 6 months
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I know I came into this thread for a reason, but can't remember what it was :scratch: :roll: :scratch: :scratch:
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Who are you?
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What am I ?

A boy Or a girl ?

I finally found proof its shrunk !!!

It was the hot flushes confused me !!
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StandUp wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:29 pmWho are you?
ten to one
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
StandUp wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:29 pmWho are you?
ten to one
OK 9, 7, pineapple, 42, eleven, brick, cheese, 6, one.

I have my own tv channel, what have you got?
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Dave wrote: Sun Oct 02, 2022 1:35 pm
Cap'n Grumpy wrote:
StandUp wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:29 pmWho are you?
ten to one
OK 9, 7, pineapple, 42, eleven, brick, cheese, 6, one.
Right enough, I get it now.
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"Where do you live?"

"In a big house on a hill-- with a lot of other idiots who can't forget the past and have few ideas for the future "
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:23 pm I know I came into this thread for a reason, but can't remember what it was :scratch: :roll: :scratch: :scratch:
I think you probably came to this thread because you were looking for it. usually the way. But i can't help you remember the reason for that being the reason. :scratch:
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