Senility Thread

[Dave]

Off topic.

[StandUp]

Is that the big Samoan prop half?

[Cap'n Grumpy]

Is that the big Samoan prop half?

No, it just means he's not getting a hazelnut in every bite.

[rumncoke]

Senility-- that time in life -- when you don't care if the fart is solid

[Dave]

What time is it?

[StandUp]

Thursday.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

For the record, I never claimed that any or all tickets for sale on that link would end up in Ulster hands.

El Presidente asked a question, "where could he get tickets for the match?"

I answered his question, being the good-natured sort that I am.

No thanks necessary, El Presidente . . .

. . . Oh, none forthcoming . . .

Ho hum!

Sure wasn't it always so? Do you remember back when Ravenhill used to be sold out and we'd be quite happy to pick up any of our guests' allocation?

Oui

I hurt my back picking up one of our guests once - called Michael who wee'd in Holywood

Or was it one of the holy guests, St Michael, who wee'd in the wood?

Maybe he wee'd on Saints in a wood?

Ah, I remember, he pee'd over the heads of Tigers in a wood.

Ten past 4

[Dave]

He should resume weeing himself and not onto others. Dave ch 6 v 8-9.

[Cap'n Grumpy]

He should resume weeing himself and not onto others. Dave ch 6 v 8-9.

Mais oui.

[solidarity]

Yes, oui mais but not too often.

[fermain]

what does complet mean?

[BR]

what does complet mean?

Fool

[solidarity]

what does complet mean?

https://complet-o.com/ A Christmas present for She Who Must Be Obeyed?

[fermain]

what does complet mean?

https://complet-o.com/ A Christmas present for She Who Must Be Obeyed?