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Gary wrote: Thu Oct 20, 2022 7:07 pm
Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sat Oct 01, 2022 10:23 pm I know I came into this thread for a reason, but can't remember what it was :scratch: :roll: :scratch: :scratch:
I think you probably came to this thread because you were looking for it. usually the way. But i can't help you remember the reason for that being the reason. :scratch:
Nah, I'm pretty certain I found it when looking for something el.....


.... ah, that's where my keys are!!!! :cheers:
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Dagnabit - It was my car keys I needed, not the keyboard ones . . .


. . . I think . . .


. . . therefore I am. . .


. . . sometimes. :scratch:
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Dagnabit

Haven't heard that one for a very long time

... I think.
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Why am I in the bathroom ?

Oh SH-T ?

Now I remember !!!
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solidarity wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:12 pm Dagnabit

Haven't heard that one for a very long time

... I think.
Yosemite Sam was very fond of that one
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I came down to breakfast this morning and poured myself a glass of milk and put OJ in my coffee

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waggonsroll wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:41 pm I came down to breakfast this morning and poured myself a glass of milk and put OJ in my coffee Image

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Did he fit?
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StandUp wrote:
waggonsroll wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 5:41 pm I came down to breakfast this morning and poured myself a glass of milk and put OJ in my coffee Image

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Did he fit?
The glove didn't fit either.

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Who said that? :scratch:
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Am I hearing things? I can’t remember.
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THE GLOVE DIDN'T FIT!!!!!!

AJ IS INNOCENT.
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What has a glove got to do with the price of Ovaltine?
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big mervyn wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:24 pm
solidarity wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:12 pm Dagnabit

Haven't heard that one for a very long time

... I think.
Yosemite Sam was very fond of that one
Not so fond of coconuts though.

He hated coconuts! Couldn't stand coconuts!'

I think I've passed into a worse state of senility. For a while I was forgetting to zip up; now I'm forgetting to zip down. :shock:
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Cap'n Grumpy wrote: Sun Oct 23, 2022 12:40 pm
big mervyn wrote: Sat Oct 22, 2022 4:24 pm
solidarity wrote: Fri Oct 21, 2022 7:12 pm Dagnabit

Haven't heard that one for a very long time

... I think.
Yosemite Sam was very fond of that one
Not so fond of coconuts though.

He hated coconuts! Couldn't stand coconuts!'

I think I've passed into a worse state of senility. For a while I was forgetting to zip up; now I'm forgetting to zip down. :shock:
I was surprised to get a notification that I'd been quoted in the senility thread as I'd forgotten that I'd posted in the senility thread,
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What senility thread?
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