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Cockatrice · Post by **Cockatrice** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:16 pm

Sign up for the Ulsterman campaign or not. Is Sparky the Bear a dead duck? Does he just need an injection? or should the supporters introduce Ulsterman - sort of Uncle Andy in tights with a big red hand?

What do you think.

Cockatrice · Post by **Cockatrice** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:19 pm

Fermain I lost the 4th option - Yes. Ulsterman is the man (can it be fixed)

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:22 pm

Uncle Andy in tights

we would need Red Hand Luke to waken the crowd some nights

But I would look forward to seeing you running up and down the sidelines in tights CT, that will be some good photos

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 4:24 pm

Try if you can edit it CT then I'll vote

Post by **fermain** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 6:42 pm

done, and give the bear a cheerleader injection!!

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 7:15 pm

It depends what type of injection you are going to give Sparky

Pentothal or if you can't get that intravenous Lo Salt will do the trick

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:03 pm

sparky is an institution... all heart but he lacks a certain edge.

on my last visit to ravers he kept getting in my way (i think part of a new policy to mix it with the crowd) and to be quite honest all i felt like doing was flooring the furry fella... i was pished, needed a leak, was battling throught the crowds only to find the our big gay bear blocking the way to the bogs at the back of the prom

the footie premiership and guiness premiership mascots are much harder. remember when wolfie and cyril the swan beat the living bayjaysus out of each other at wolves v swansea? that's the way it should be!

and why do we have to have a camp bear?

Cockatrice · Post by **Cockatrice** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:16 pm

jamsie vote for Ulsterman he'll give you fights the opposition aggro and wind the crowd up.

Post by **fermain** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 9:27 pm

CT, I think you're getting too emotionally involved!

pwrmoore · Post by **pwrmoore** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 10:18 pm

Haven't got a big problem with the concept of Sparky - just that he does seem a bit lethargic. Definitely needs an injection as a minimum.

Not sure about the "Ulsterman" - suspect that it sounds better than it would work out in practice and he has the potential to rally the opposing supporters....

rugbymunchkin · Post by **rugbymunchkin** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:09 pm

Never mind an injection... I'm sure I could find some happy pills somewhere to perk him up before matches. The only problem will be afterwards when he experiences the low. But as long as that doesn't affect his performance during matches... who cares?

jamesie · Post by **jamesie** » Tue Aug 30, 2005 11:11 pm

he's a big gay bear...

(end of)

Rooster · Post by **Rooster** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 12:42 am

rugbymunchkin wrote:Never mind an injection... I'm sure I could find some happy pills somewhere to perk him up before matches. The only problem will be afterwards when he experiences the low. But as long as that doesn't affect his performance during matches... who cares?

munch if you give him the injections I suggested you'll need more than happy pills to waken him up

Post by **fermain** » Wed Aug 31, 2005 7:03 am

now!, do we really want to force the bear out of the closet and tell everyone that Ulster has a gay mascot? Can you imagine what will happen when the other mascots get to hear about this? He/She really will have the pish taken outta him/her.

BR · Post by BR » Wed Aug 31, 2005 9:56 am

Rooster wrote:It depends what type of injection you are going to give Sparky
Pentothal or if you can't get that intravenous Lo Salt will do the trick

Lets not go to extremes just yet. Let's start with one of Dr Martin's patented rectal injections and see if we get a response.

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