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Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field. 🙈
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People have always named their children after expensive items , expect Gas, Electric and fuel in the next 09 months
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Right.

So that’s why we’ve got little Wagyu, Veyrun and Neymar on our street then.
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There's a lot of Chardonnays over here lol...(the chavs think it's posh)
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tigerburnie wrote: Mon Mar 21, 2022 4:44 pm There's a lot of Chardonnays over here lol...(the chavs think it's posh)
More wee Buckfasts 'round here >EW
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Also known as Alex
Within this carapace of skepticism there lives an optimist
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rumncoke wrote: Mon Mar 21, 2022 9:50 pm Also known as Alex
My Granda used to deliver coal to Buck Alec - into the yard where he kept the lion!
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Buck fast
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I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.

That's five nights on the trot now ...
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Bistro browns seasons and thickens a great cure for the trots
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rumncoke wrote:Bistro browns seasons and thickens a great cure for the trots
Must be the Square Bistro in Lisburn .

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big mervyn wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.

That's five nights on the trot now ...
You need to rein that in.
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StandUp wrote: Wed Oct 05, 2022 3:48 pm
big mervyn wrote: Tue Oct 04, 2022 10:08 pm I keep having a recurring dream where I'm a horse.

That's five nights on the trot now ...
You need to rein that in.
It's a nightmare
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:lol: You’re full of tall tails.
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The mane thing is that you get a good night’s sleep when you hit the hay.
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